Me: you've got to be kidding me?
Rose: speaking of him, I saw him earlier today getting coffee. I had happen to be behind him and saw him looking at his home screen picture of his cat, Elizabeth the third. Anyway, he ordered his coffee black.
Me:he must have really needed his coffee. Anyway, joining us today is..... You my dear reader. You who have played the game. So you are a member of the RFA (I think that's the group) so you would be doing the honors of calling him
Rose:yay you. Alonsi!!!
Reader:(dials)
Jumin Han:hello
Reader:hey Jumin Han. What's up?
Jumin Han:(y/n), is that you? How did you get this number?
Reader:not important. I heard a rumor about 707, and I just wanted to confirm that it's true
Jumin Han: and that is?
Reader: is it true 707 challenged a member of the Secret shippers to a hack off and lost?
(Both girls giggling in the background)
Jumin Han:ya, it's true. Who ever they are, their my hero. He's still pouting about it. How did they do it I wonder? Anyway. He won't stop crying, and he's smothering poor Elizabeth the third.
Reader:poor you and Elizabeth. How are you doing about your friend's death?
Jumin Han: we're all doing fine. How are you two related anyway?
Reader: apparently, we were cousins. Wish I was at her funeral.
Jumin Han:you would have loved her. I just know it.
Reader: anyway. Back to the reason I called. I'm organizing a beach party for you guys for being so welcoming to me. Its nothing fancy, just wear something summery or beach worthy.
Jumin Han:oh. When?
Reader: tomorrow afternoon at (insert beach name near you). Be there before then and help set up. Oh and it'll last all day, so bring plenty of sunscreen. It'll be very sunny tomorrow.
Jumin Han:got it. See you then. (Hangs up)
Rose: perfect, now for phase two
Me:look out world, Rose strikes again.
Time skip to tomorrow
Me:ok, it's almost time.
Rose:great
Me:why are we doing this to Jumin Han?
Rose:well... I commented on his picture of Elizabeth the third. Trying to be nice, but he took it the wrong way and called me a filthy commoner.
Me:oh boy, he's dead
(The group came early as planned)
Jumin Han:it's you (points can at Rose)
707: Rose Hellvean? The girl I tried to hack?
Rose: hello 707. How are you doing? What? Is there something on my face?
707: you're a... Young girl?
Rose:oh stop, you flatter me.
Me: come in everyone, let's get cooking. U brought the meet, and alcohol.
Rose:and I brought everything else.
Reader: soda anyone?
(Everyone took a soda as we spend the rest of the day playing, swimming, cooking, and eating, and even had water gun fights)
Me:now we've all got to know each other, Jumin Han. You owe an apology to my cousin, Rose. She only ment good things about Elizabeth the third. Honest.
Jumin Han:sorry Rose. I didn't mean it. I was in a bad mood that time
Rose:it's ok, stuff happens
Jumin Han: so, how did you hack 707 anyway?
Rose: shhh. Spoilers~ what fun would it be of I told you my secrets?
Jumin Han:fare point.
(On the other side of the beach)
Me:dude. It was a month ago. Get over it.
707:but... (Hic) my baby
Me:it just goes to show you, just because you have the power to hack us doesn't mean you should. You good but Rose's better, as you could tell.
707: thanks Sharpey. (Sniff sniff)
Me:no problem, 707-sempai 😊
707:(whispers) beautiful.
Me:huh?
707: nevermind (clears throat) so... Do you have a boyfriend?
Me:that's for me to know, and you to find out. Big boy 😋
A/n: what do you guys think? Please comment
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anime prank calls
Fanfictionthought we (me and Rose Hellvean) would have some fun with this. feel free to make recommendations. pictures and characters dont beling to me, they belong to their origanal owners.
