Naruto

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Me:Ok, I was told to do this so... But be warned. He Ain't stupid.

Rose:I'll be the judge of that. I got this (dials number)

Naruto:hello, who is this, and how did you get this number?

Rose:Congratulations Mr. Uzumaki. You have won a year's supply of Ichiraku's ramen. All you have to do is answer a survey.

Naruto:Ok

Rose:first. If you had to pick in a kiss, marry, and kill game. Who would they be between Garra, Kiba, and Sauske?

Naruto:oh God. Another fan girl that ships me with boys. Did my mom put you up to this? (Refer to A Mother's Love by me)

Rose:oh shit. Abort mission, repeat abort mission. (Hangs up)

Me:I tried to worn you that my son wasn't as stupid as people give him credit for. After all I did raise him.

Rose:Ya, but he only knows you as your real name. What did you tell him where you were going anyway?

Me:I told him I was going to hang with an old friend to pick up guys. *giggle*

Rose: oh Ya. Sesshomaru wanted you for some reason when you get the chance.

Me:oh right. Later(leaves)

Rose:bye.

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