Rose: (dials)
???: Hellsing residence. This is Walter speaking.
Rose: yes. Hello. Is Alucard in?
Walter:who may I ask who's calling?
Rose:(covers phone) (whispers to me) what do I say?
Me: give me the phone. (Grabs phone) we're debt collectors.
Walter: what did Alucard do now?
Alucard: did someone say my name?
Me: nothing. We just want to thank him for his help with the Natzies (Sorry. I can't spell).
Alucard:(takes phone) you're welcome ms?...
Me: Avalon. Me and my cousin want to show you our gratitude by sending you a gift. It should be there soon.
Ding dong
Me:that should be it. Talk to you soon and enjoy your gift. (Hangs up)
Rose:what did we send him?
Me(smiles like Rose Tylor)
Rose:seriously. What did we send him?
Me:well. Let's watch and see (TV comes out of nowhere and shows the what's happening in the hellsing manor)
Walter:so what did you get?
Alucard: my favorite blood type.
Walter:blood pacts?!
Alucard: mmm. AB+ (starts drinking one)
?: master?😮
Alucard: Ceris Victoria. Come join me. Have a blood pact.
Ceris: yes master. 😃
But why?
Alucard:some girls send these to show their appreciation on what happened with the Natzies.
Ceris: oh, ok. (Sips) this tastes funny. I'm feeling... (Pasted out)
Alucard: police girl? Are you... (Sniffs blood pact) (tasted the blood) damn those girls. (Pasts out too)
Walter: oh dear. Mistress Integra would not be pleased with this
Back with us
Rose:what did you do?
Me:I put a little bit of sleeping pills I altered for vampire's.
Rose: what happened to you Sharpey? You're usually the one who tries to keep us out of trouble. I hope this won't bite us in the ass.
Me:I'm part angel, it's my day off.
Rose:oh, ok.
YOU ARE READING
anime prank calls
Fanfictionthought we (me and Rose Hellvean) would have some fun with this. feel free to make recommendations. pictures and characters dont beling to me, they belong to their origanal owners.
