*ring ring*
Unknown number is trying to reach you
Sharpey: Hm? Oh I should get this
*Picks up*
Sharpey: Hello? uhuh. Uhuh. Uhuh... Ok... Yeah. Gotta go.
*Hangs up*
Rose: What was that?
Sharpey: Levi's been kidnapped
Rose: CALL THE CALVARY!!!
Hanji: *plays battle charge on trumpet*
Eren runs in
Eren: WHATS THE EMERGENCY SIR!
All three: Your husband's been kidnapped!!!
Eren: What!?!
Sharpey: Wait.... you're actually married?
Eren: ^\\\^; actually we were planning to do so in three weeks
All three: Con 👏grat👏u👏lat👏ions
Sharpey: Now back to business
Rose: Wait what's the plan
Everyone: •••
Erwin walks in
Erwin: *sighs* What are you four doing? Again?
Sharpey: ... Levi's been kidnapped
Erwin: He's Humanity's Strongest... How did he get kidnapped?
Rose: They probably bribed him with a life supply of Mr. Clean
Eren: 😭😭😭 *in background* He loves him more then me
Hanji: *pats his back* Don't worry. We have Rose and Sharpey on our side!
Erwin: Remind me how that's a good thing 😓
Hanji: Because you know how crazy genius I am! And my cousin here is twice as -
Erwin: Crazy?
Hanji: Genius, Mr. Eyebrows! She is part Angel and Galefreyian after all.
Erwin: Gala-what now?
Sharpy: It's best if you don't know too much. You're brain might explode.
Erwin: 😶😶😶
Sharpey: Well... Not explode per say. But your brain would hurt. Now back on track!
*They discuss a plan*
--three hours later; somewhere in the woods--
Eren: So what were their demands again.
Sharpey: •••
Sharpey: Let me think...
Eren: Come on! We could have given them what they want!😣😣😣
*Rose holds him back from attacking Sharpey*
Sharpey: Wait I got it! They wanted Titan Baby 😊
Eren: W-what!? 0∆0
Sharpey: Yeah they wanted to extract the Titan stuff out of you but Levi came into the room they were waiting for you in. So they took him.
Eren: My love 0^0 I will save you!!! *Runs*
Rose: Hold on Eren! *Grabs him by his collar*
Sharpey: We gotta go through our plans here.
*Time skip to inside building*
Levi: Where's my Mr. Clean people.
???: You'll get it-
Levi: I was promised my Mr. Clean. If I don't get my Mr. Clean, I won't play nice any more. Give me my Mr. Cle-
???: Alright alright! We'll get you your damn Mr. Clean.
*Goes to get Mr. Clean*
Levi: *kicks leg up on knee*
*The gang crash through window*
Eren: Levi! 😍 *Runs and hugs*
Levi: Jesus Christ, brat. Can't you see I'm busy getting Mr. Clean.
Eren: Forget about mister clean! 🙎 We're going home.
Levi: Eren-
Eren: What 😠
Levi: You're adorable when you're angry
Eren: I- uh- 0///0
The crazy trio: *whisper shouts* WE SHIP IT
Levi: *whispers in Eren's ear* Maybe we should go home~
Eren: Why do you suddenly want to go now? *Oblivious*
Levi: *rolls eyes* So I can get you in bed of course
Eren: B-BAKA 😲>\\\<
Sharpey: Eren shut up do you want them to know we're here-
*Alarm goes off*
Rose: *Lin Manuel voice* Oh shit-
???: HAHAHA IVE GOT YOU NOW TITAN BABY
Sharpey: Wait- Hannah???
Hannah: Sharpey!!! What's up!
Sharpey: oh. Not much. So why did you kidnap Levi? Ya know ya could've asked for the Titan Serum.
Hannah: Oh I know 😄
Sharpey: Hannah *shakes head* you trouble maker. So how've you been. I haven't seen you since the Con.
Hannah: Oh not that much...
Sharpey: So why'd you need the Serum
Hannah: To become a Titan 🙌
Sharpey: *anime sweatdrop* Hannah... You could have gotten Eren's dad
Eren: *mutters* and killed him after
Rose: Be nice! He's needs to be alive!
Eren: And why's that?
Hanji: So Levi can ask for your hand in marriage of course!!!
Both men: You invited him without my permission?!?
Sharpey: Yeah. And look a the time. We gotta pick him up now!
Rose: Nice meeting ya Hannah
Hannah: Good meeting you too....?
Rose: Oh! I'm Rose Hellvean! Got it memorized? Sharpey's cousin.
Hannah: Oh yeah. Sharpy mentioned you....
Rose: Oh? 😄 What'd she say bout me?
Hannah: That you're a badass and not to miss you off
Rose: aww 😳... You got that right *clicks tongue and fingerguns*
Sharpey: Ok! Time to go, let's go pick up Grisha.
Hannah: You'll send the Serum right?
Sharpey: As long you haven't moved out, you're gonna be renting this place still right?
Hannah: Of course.
Sharpey: Gotcha. Later, nice catching up with ya Hannah *waves*
Hannah: Nice catching up with you to
--Mentions--
Author-Chan: I'd like to thank Cadence_Alaboudi for helping me write this, even though she's not suppose to b on here, but cause I know where irl it works out- ok of topic. But thanks and I'd liked to give a nice mention to Iloveyaoialot aka Hannah for this idea.
Cadence: LEAVE COMMENTS, VOTES, AND/OR SUGGESTIONS!!! *throws rainbows*
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anime prank calls
Hayran Kurguthought we (me and Rose Hellvean) would have some fun with this. feel free to make recommendations. pictures and characters dont beling to me, they belong to their origanal owners.
