Rose: so.... how was your date with Sesshomaru?
Me:..💢
Rose:Sharpey? Are you ok?
Me:..... No.💣
Rose: does he need to die?
Me:Nope. -_- 💣
Rose: Do you want to talk about it?
Me: HE FREAKING DUMPED ME!!!💥 He found out from his mom that we didn't know my family at all and wanted to confirm that, which I told him the truth. So I said, you know what? Fine. I have a nine tailed junchuriki to take care of anyway. About seven years old.
Rose: and what did he say about it?
Me:he shut up and regretted it emmidatly. He tried to stop me from leaving, but I flew away giving him a raspberry (XP).
Rose: that must have been awesome. Too bad I couldn't be there to take a picture. The look on his face must have been priceless.
Me:oh it was. Now on to the prank calls. (Dials)
???:hello?
Me:yes, hello. I'm calling for Victor Nikivorov?
Victor:that is me
Me:hello sir. I'm calling to inform you of an instagram post by #hamsterdaddy (Phichit) you are engaged to a Yuri Katsuki (or however you spell it) and planning your wedding as we speak
Victor:yes, very true. I'm looking for the secret shippers to help with the wedding. Do you know where we can contact them?
Rose:WE LOVED TOO!!!
Me:shh (turns to Rose)
Victor:great you start tomorrow. Meet us at the ice rink in Hatsetsu at 2pm. See you there (hangs up)
Me:today is not my day is it?
Rose:sorry Sharpey. At least we have a job.
Me:true.
Rose:how did he know about us?
Me:don't ask me. I have no clue.
On the other end of the line
???:was that them?😒
Victor:yes it was Yuri
Yuri:were they trying to prank call us?😒
Victor: don't worry my sexy pork cutlet bowl. I took care of them
Yuri:are we actually going to meet them?😲
Victor: well yes, this job will keep them from prank calling for awhile.
Yuri:oh, OK. Who knew you were actually smart?😏
Victor:my mom
Yuri:I need to meet her😶
Victor:and you will my love. Just later when we have dinner with the family on Friday
Yuri:OK Victor😇
YOU ARE READING
anime prank calls
Fanfictionthought we (me and Rose Hellvean) would have some fun with this. feel free to make recommendations. pictures and characters dont beling to me, they belong to their origanal owners.
