Sans Aus x Reader Oneshots (Requests CLOSED)

Sans x robot!reader

A/n: You are a robot, originally a blook, like mettaton. You and mettaton are besties, live next to each other, and you come to his shows. Nabstablook is a friend of yours too. Side note: Was anyone else initionally confused about mettaton's gender? I legit googled it, after consulting with my younger sister, who was just as boggled as I was.

Your POV:

You stood at the front desk of the MTT Resort, breathing in through your nose and smelling the somewhat sparkly smell of glamburgers. You glanced over your shoulder at the elevator, which was finally working. You were waiting for your bestie, Mettaton. You were a robot, your body created by Dr. Gaster, not Alphys, though you were also friends with the lizard. Unlike Mettaton, you were not a famous robot, just a regular robot. You had h/l, h/c hair, two artificial e/c eyes, and a (body type) figure. You and MTT had a similar taste in fashion, bright pink and black for days! But instead of leggings and an interesting chestplate, you wore a bright pink crop top and a black skirt, with black tights under it. You also wore sparkly pink wedges, and usually could be found sporting a pair of headphones, with the MTT Resort logo on them. Gotta promote your friend's brand! Because you wore a crop top, others could more easily see your "soul box", for lack of a better term.You had a bright pink soul in the glass box on your stomach, similar to Mettaton's, but with sparkles in it.

As you waited for your famous, flamboyant friend, you looked around at the monsters standing next to the elevator. You decided to go and talk to them. "Is there something wrong?" you asked, hoping none of them were hurt, they were all just standing there, after all. The monsters looked up at you. "No, the elevator's out of order, so we can't leave." said one, sighing. You noticed that the elevator button with a "down" arrow on it was not lit up."Umm, has one of you pressed the button?" You suggested, already suspecting the answer. "Not me," "Nope." "Nuh uh." "I, as a slime, did not." they chorused. "Well, there's your problem solved, then." You said, smiling and pressing the button for the monsters. They were certainly not the brightest bulbs in the pack, but you always liked to make people's stay at the MTT Resort more comfortable and enjoyable. You didn't work there, of course, but you wanted to help Mettaton's business thrive.

The four monsters crowded into the elevator, expressing their thanks. Finally, the elevator doors opened, revealing Mettaton in the metal box (Eyyyyyyyy wink wink cuz mtt has a "box formmm XDDDDD), along with two skeletons. "Y/n, darling! So sorry to keep you waiting, I just happened to run into this handsome skeleton and his les handsome brother." The entertainer apologized, wrapping his arm around the taller one's shoulders. "It's no problem, Ton Ton!" You said cheerfully, smiling at the other occupants of the elevator, who were now both fileing out behind MTT. "HELLO OTHER ROBOT! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! AND YOU ARE?!" shouted the one who Mettaton was side-hugging. "I'm Y/n! It's lovely to meet you!" You replied. "And, who are you?" You asked the shorter, hoodie-clad skeleton. "Sans, Sans the skeleton." He answered. "Y/n, the robot!" You said, smiling and giggling. "Charmed." Sans said, taking your hand and leaning down to kiss it. He mostly just gently hit it with his teeth, but it sent shivers down your artificial spine anyways. You blushed. "UM. I JUST REMEMBERED, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. SANS, COME ON, WE SHALL GO TOGETHER, LIKE GIRLS DO." Papyrus yelled, picking up his brother, putting him on his shoulders, and sprinting back into the elevator.

"Ooh, looks like Y/n's got a cru-ush~!" Mettaton sang as the doors closed. "Sh-shut up!" You stuttered, blushing more.

Sans' POV:

I heard Mettaton's muffled voice through the elevator doors. "Ooh, looks like Y/n's got a cru-ush!~" The robot said to the other, female robot. "Sh-shut up!" Y/n stammered, obviously embarrassed.

WHY DID I DO THAT.

CRAP.

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