Sans Aus x Reader Oneshots (Requests CLOSED)

Error Sans x Sarcastic!Reader

Requested by NaviCat5!

Your POV:

You sighed and checked your watch. Blue had invited you to a halloween party, and you were not looking forward to interacting with people. You looked down into your red cup. Empty. I mean, it used to be filled with water, but still...

Reaper and Geno were flirting, Fell and Sci were being stupid and saying dumb puck up lines, and Classic was just kind of wandering around aimlessly, drinking the obviously spiked punch.

"HEYA HUMAN! HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS CRAZY PARTY?!" Blue yelled excitedly.

"Uh, it's great!" You lied, smiling weakly.

"OKAY! BUT I'VE NOTICED YOU HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANYONE YET, SO I HAVE DECIDED TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY OTHER NON-SOCIAL FRIEND!" He said, dragging over another bored looking person. He was texting or something on his phone, ike you.

"Uh. Hi." He said, glancing up, looking down, then snapping his head back up, with a few ERROR signs on his cheekbones.

"Heya." You said, turning off your own phone.

"WELL, I'M OFF TO GO.....REFILL THE PUNCH??!!" Blue said, running off.

"Can we leave?" You asked frantically. The other skeleton nodded.

You walked outside, the cold air hitting your face and blowing your hair back.

"So....what's your name, and what AU are you from...?" You asked.

"Error, and I'm from the void actually. You?" Error explained.

"Y/n, and I'm from Mafiatale." You said. "Really nice place. Everyone gets along." You said sarcastically. Error grinned.

"Can we get farther away? Just the smell of the punch is getting me drunk...." You continued, wrinkling your nose. Error laughed and took your hand, teleporting the both if you to some other AU.

"Outertale." He explained as you opened your mouth to speak.

"Oh, yeah, I guessed that from the sky, but I was just wondering why." You said, laughing.

"O-oh! I just think it's really pretty. Likeyou." He explained, more ERROR sign appearing on his cheekbones.

"What was that last part?" You asked, batting your eyelashes innocently.

"N-nothing!" You rolled your eyes.

"Shy, huh?" You asked, sliding your hand into Error's.

"This is a prime example of an 'OTP'." Sci said, peeping out from the doorway. You walked over calmly and flipped him over your shoulder.

"Stop spying on us." You said, rolling your eyes.

"Okaybye." Fell said, teleporting away.

Error burst out laughing.

You smiled too and held your hand out again. He took it, still chuckling.

"What f*cking *ssholes." You said.

"Yup."