Sans Aus x Reader Oneshots (Requests CLOSED)

Sans x Hot Sauce Loving!Reader

This chapter was again requested by kiryufangirl26!

Your POV:

The date?

April first.

The best day of the year.

You woke up in the very early hours of morning. 11 AM.

Sans was still asleep. You carefully cracked open his door.

Snoring soundly.

You tiptoed over to his bedside drawer, and found a bottle of ketchup. You carefully took it and silently retraced your steps. You shut the door quietly, and took the ketchup to the kitchen.

You twirled off the cap and dumped all of the ketchup down the sink. You then twisted off the lid of a bottle of hot sauce. You quickly poured the aforementioned hot sauce into the ketchup bottle. You screwed the lid back on, and walked back to Sans' room.

You repeated what you did when you entered, silently replacing the "ketchup" bottle back where you found it, on the bedside table.

You crept back outside, shutting the door behind you. You went back to the kitchen again, and started cooking breakfast.

At about 1 PM, Sans came downstairs, bottle in hand. You smiled and passed him a plate. He ate quite a few bites of pancake until you saw him bringing the bottle to his teeth.

It took all of your willpower not to giggle. He took a swig, and his face remained neutral for a few seconds, until he suddenly coughed and coughed, eyes watering. "W-what?! Y/n! You piece of crap!" He yelped, coughing. You burst out laughing.

"Are you- *cough* -proud of yourself?" He asked, laughing slightly, eyes red and watering. You giggled more.

You passed him a glass of milk and he drank all of it in one gulp. He took the entire gallon out of the fridge and drank it right from the jug. You laughed again.

After his tongue had calmed down, you gave him a hug.

"Sorry babe." You said, kissing his cheek. "April fools?" You said, squeezing him one more time.

"Wait, that's today?!" He asked. "Darn. I had a great prank planned for tomorrow." He continued, laughing. You giggled and kissed him again.

"I adore you." You said softly.

"I love you too." He said, kissing your cheek.

Don't cry.

Craft.