Sans Aus x Reader Oneshots (Requests CLOSED)

Unfresh x Bad*ss!Reader

Requested by leighwolf2143! I couldn't do the radtastical lingo that Freshdawg can, so I just made him flirty............ I'M SORRY, I JUST COULDN'T! I KEPT CRINGING. I CAN'T WRITE LIKE THAT, I WAS BORN IN 2005, NOT 1965!!!

*deep breath* Anyway, I had fun writing this. I like flirty characters, even though I'm literally the opposite. XD

Your POV:

SH*T SH*T SH*T!!!!!

You sprinted away from the cops, bag of spray paint cans jangling by your side. You glanced back over your shoulder, and quickly snapped your head back forward. You suddenly crashed right into something. 

"Eeek! Sorry!" You said, checking over your shoulder again. 

"Yo, just watch where you're going next time, kay, hun?" The skeleton you had run into said. You blushed slightly. "Wha'cha running from in such a hurry, beautiful?" He asked, raising an eyebrow over his "ED-GE" sunglasses.

"Cops. Hide meeee!" You begged, checking over your shoulder again. You heard the sirens.

"Sh*t, bye, you're really cute but I gotta go if I don't want to be arrested!" You said, hitching your bag back up your shoulder and preparing to start sprinting again. The skeleton smirked.

"Take my hand, you'll never outrun them, darling."

"And you will?" You shot back.

"Yo, kid, I'm really your best choice here, aren't I? Trust me." You sighed and took the skeleton's hand, and your insides evaporated temporarily, before reappearing as you suddenly saw a house that was unfamiliar.

"What the f*ck?" You said, jaw dropping.

"Don't ask."

"Wasn't going to. Y/n, by the way." You introduced, brushing your hair our of your eyes.

"Pleasure, hun. Just call me Unfresh." You smiled and held out your right hand. Unfresh shook it, smirking.

"I'm cute, you say? You're rather forward."

"Yeah, but I usually like a guy with some more meat on his bones." You joked, avoiding the question. Fresh chuckled.

"The cops should forget about me in a couple weeks," You calculated. "I have a couple abandoned houses I stay in that I can go to in a few minutes, if you want me to leave." You offered, picking at some spray paint on your fingernails.

"Nah, you can stay here for as long as you want, darling." Fresh said, a tiny red blush on his cheekbones.

"Thanks!" You said, hugging him quickly, then pulling away, just as fast, coughing awkwardly. Fresh seemed stunned into silence.

Unfresh's POV:

Y/n hugged me, then blushing, pulled away. She coughed, blushing more. I didn't speak for a few moments. I couldn't believe that anyone would come near me, me being the parasite that I am.... I snapped out of it, and smirked at her.

"You really do think I'm cute, huh, doll?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"What's with all the pet names?" Y/n asked, rolling her eyes, blushing more.

"I just can't pick one I like best, love. Now answer the question."

"Sounds like you want me to say that I do think you're cute a lot, doesn't it?" She said, smirking and crossing her arms. Ugh. Fine, she won. I offered her the guest bedroom, and she made a surprisingly good dinner, then we went to bed. The next day, she wanted to take a walk, so I got dressed quickly and we started outside.

"Crap. Don't look now, but there's a couple of p*ssed of looking policemen behind you, walking towards us suspiciously." I said as we stood, leaning against a wall, just talking.

"Okay. Just play along." Y/n said quietly, grabbing the front of my jacket roughly and pulling me into her. She kissed me passionately. I closed my eye sockets and kissed her back. It took a while, but she finally pulled away, panting softly.

"They gone?" She whispered. I nodded breathlessly. I had forgotten that kiss was fake, just so the police would leave us alone, she was kissing so passionately, I had tricked myself into thinking it was real. Y/n smirked.

"They don't have to be, if you want." She said.

"What's that supposed to mean?" I asked suspiciously.

"Oh nothing!" She said, feigning innocence.

"Just this." She finished, pulling me in and kissing me again. How could she not come up for air for so long??!! Eventually, I had to pull away and gasp for breath. Y/n blushed and tucked her hair back behind her ear.

"I suppose I should take you on a date now?" She said sarcastically. I blushed.

"You're so sensitive, aren'cha?" She said, hugging me, then taking my hand and smiling. I blushed more. D*mn it!!

"You know, you are cute." She said dreamily, leaning her head on my shoulder.

"You too, hun."