Sans Aus x Reader Oneshots (Requests CLOSED)

Swapfell Sans x Monster!Royal Guard!Sarcastic!Reader

A/n: This chapter was requested by misskawaiifangirl!

Your POV:

You were helping your aunt at the Snowdinn, you were a bunny monster as well, and when you were older you would be in charge of the inn.

"Hello, Sans, Papyrus! Such a hot day today, huh? What brings you to the Snowdinn?" You asked cheerfully and sarcastically as the two skeletons walked in. "Absolutely boiling. Our house is getting new air conditioning, so we're staying here for the night." Sans replied. You smiled.

"Alright, and since I like you both so much, I'll let you stay, on the house." You said. Sans and Papyrus protested for a while, then gave in and agreed to your generosity.

"Okay, but we owe you one." Papyrus said. You laughed and headed him a key. "You're in room A." You said, smiling again. "Look, I gotta go, enjoy your stay!" You said, checking the time. You had to patrol Snowdin for humans.

After a couple hours, your shift was over, and you went back to the inn. Sans and Papyrus seemed to be just leaving for their shift of patrol. As they were leaving, you set your bracelet down on the front desk. Sans, being the sneaky skeleton he was, grabbed it and started booking it outta there.

"Hey!" You giggled, sprinting after him. "Crap!" He yelped as you got close to him. Raspberry (thats his nickname, right?) teleported about 10 feet ahead and kept running. This cycle repeated for a while. "Not fair!" You panted as he teleported about 20 feet ahead. He laughed. "Everything's fair game right now!" He yelled back at you. You cracked your knuckles and stopped running, leaning down instead and balling up some snow. You tosser it at the back of Sans' head. It hit dead center. He looked surprised, dropped the bracelet and fell into the snow.

You took your chance and grabbed the bracelet and sprinted onward. "Hey!" Sans said, throwing another snowball at you. You dodged and it missed and you kept running. Suddenly, Sans teletported on top of you, and you fell. You laughed.

After a few minutes of spitting out snow, you and the skeleton decided to go back to the inn and get some hot coco and sit by the fire to warm up.

You yawned and set down your book on the floor, and set your head in Sans' lap. He gently pet your ear.

You smiled and snuggled into him, then fell asleep.