Sans Aus x Reader Oneshots (Requests CLOSED)

Underfell Sans x Reader x Swapfell Sans

A/n: This was requested by ImpureDemons!

"She hates you!"

"No! She hates you!"

"No she doesn't!"

"She hates you because you're an *sshole!"

"Oh yeah? Is that what you want to say, buddy?" Underfell Sans asked, dangerously.

"You think you can beat me?" Swapfell Sans asked, not sensing how close to the edge Underfell was, not that he had just pushed him over it.

"You lil' sh*t!" UF yelled, hurling bones at Swap. "Ahh! Hey! I'm the sh*t? Look who's talking!" Swapfell replied angrily.

UF threw more bones, and SF did the same. You gasped and tried to get in between them. They were aiming to kill, you realized. This was not good.

You tried to get them to stop. "Guys! Stop, stop fighting! Don't fight over me! I don't deserve either of you!" You yelled. The sound of the Sanss' attacks and yells were so loud, they either didn't hear you or were ignoring you.

You attempted to get in between them, to stop the fighting.

"Y/n, get out of the way." Underfell Sans said seriously.

"Stop fighting! Please!" You pleaded, standing between the two furious skeletons.

"This is your last chance, Y/n. Please get out of harms way. We don't want to hurt you." Swapfell said, glaring at the other Sans. You started tearing up. You couldn't bear to lose either of them.

"No! I won't! Please! Set aside your differences and relax! Please!" You asked.

UF Sans gritted his teeth. You grimaced and moved aside, still pleading for them to stop. They continued their fight, and you still tried to get in between them. You dodged many bones, when suddenly, one surrounded in red, hit you right through the side of your abdomen.

You gasped, and blood started dripping out, around the bone.

Underfell Sans, the one who had thrown the bone, gasped.

"Look what you've done!" Swapfell yelled, running over to your side. He didn't know what to do, and just held your hand and hyperventilated. UF used his non existent brain. He took your and SF's hands and teleported to the nearest hospital.

After a few hours of surgery, you had no bone in your side, a cyborg abdomen and organs (due to organ damage) and two sniffly, scared skeletons waiting for you when you got out.

"I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hit you! You could have died, I'm so sorry!" UF wailed, tearing up. "Hey, it's okay, I don't blame you!" You said, gingerly getting up and hugging him. Swapfell looked relieved as h*ll that you were okay, and got up, joining the group hug too.

"Alright, let's go home." You said after a while, pulling apart. Both nodded and you all teleported back to your house. The doctor had advised you to be gentle and not stretch or injure your sides, so you just cuddled with the skeletons on the couch, and watched MTT's show. On mute. On the lowest screen brightness.

You started drifting off to sleep, your head in Underfell's lap, and holding each skeletons' hand with one of your own.

Both of them blushed darkly.

"She likes me more!" Whispered Underfell, grinning smuggly.

"Shut up, please, both of you." You said, smiling and rolling your eyes gently.