Sans Aus x Reader Oneshots (Requests CLOSED)

Horrortale Sans x Vampire!Reader

A/n: This chapter was requested by kiryufangirl26! So, here we go! XD

Your POV:

You were walking around snowdin, looking for lunch, when out of the stillness and nothingness, a skeleton seemed to evaporate out of thin air. You gasped and stood still, terrified. He grinned evilly at you, and approached you, holding an enormous axe. You jumped back as he swung it at you. 

Nope, nope, bags of nope. You noped outta there. You transformed into a bat and flew as fast as you could, back to the big purple door you had come out of. You slipped inside, and soared over the puzzles, all the way until you reached the place where you fell.

Sitting right where you had landed was a child. You couldn't tell if they were a boy or girl, but they seemed young. They were unconscious. You transformed into a human, and licked your lips. Lunchtime.

You didn't want the child to feel any pain, and you certainly wouldn't kill them, so you tried to puncture as little skin as possible. You "ate" your meal, when suddenly, a sudden crunching startled you.

You whipped around. The skeleton that had tried to kill you earlier was standing there, looking slightly surprised. You wiped some blood from your upper lip, exposing your lethal fangs. He blushed slightly. (Livvie: Kink-
wolfclanwarriors: NO! *slaps*)

You waved awkwardly. The child suddenly shifted. You muttered a couple curse words, and transformed into a bat, flying outta there as fast as you could. You motioned for the skeleton to follow you. He nodded and sprinted after you.

You looked back for a split second and saw the child rubbing their eyes, and examining the two puncture marks on their skin, both of which were bleeding a bit. You turned your head forward, then noticed that you were about to hit brick wall at top speed. You swore loudly, then heard a crunch, and felt pain everywhere, before blacking out.

You woke up later, gently being held in the skeleton's hands. You blushed, though he couldn't see, as you were still a bat. You flew up, startling him. You stood on the ground and transformed back into your human form.

"Hey, thanks for not just leaving me there." You told him, wincing and rubbing your arm, where a large purple bruise was quickly appearing. You blushed as he did. "It's nothing. I'm Sans by the way." Sans said. You smiled.

"I'm Y/n! I'm, er, a vampire." You said. You paused. "Usually this is when people run for their lives." You continued. Sans shrugged. "I don't have blood, so it's fine." He said. "Oh, you're right!" You agreed, giggling.

You walked to his house, where he cut up an entire monster for you. (Why isn't there a bleeding heart emoji...?)

How romantic. ♡♡♡

(Livvie: Well, I mean, if that's what you like....)

BONUS:

Blood warning!!

"Want a head dog?"

"Of course!" You giggled. Sans grinned. He swiftly beheaded a random monster, and stuck it's head between two moldy buns, filled with maggots. You saw the blood seeping through the bread, turning it red and licked your lips.

Yum.

(Livvie: I still flinch at nosebleeds, how are you okay with this....?)

A/n: Well, that's all! I hoped you liked it!