Who's Cooler ?

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Apollo : I’m so cool ! I drive the sun charriot everyday!
Leo : Um..excuse me Apollo , but i’m way cooler than you ! I have fire powerssss !
Apollo: I flirt with girls !
Leo: I have more fans than you !
Apollo : I am a GOD !
Leo : and i’m a DEMIGOD !
Apollo : I’m better at playing music !
Leo : I invented the Valdeznator!
Apollo : I’M EVEN BETTER THAN ZEUS !
*sky rumbles *
Zeus : WHO DARE TO SAY HE’S BETTER THAN ME ?
Apollo : opps...
Leo : Yeahhh! Everyone loves me!I’m hot baby !
Everyone : *rolls eyes*

Who do you think it’s better ? Leo or Apollo ? Leave a comment !

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