As suggested , i am going to write a rap battle of Blue food VS Percy
Judge : Let the rap battle begin !
Blue food :
Yolo I am blue food,
An awesome dude.
Don’t wanna make you puke
But i can be anything from cookies to milk !
I am fabulous with any shades of colour.
Boy, you know that orange is my brother ?
Audience : Oooooo!
Judge : Now give it up for....Percy Jackson !
Percy : *walks out awkwardly*
Percy :
Okok...i admit that you are cool.
I mean...like...nothing can beat you dude.
Except from my awesome water powers !
Do you want me to give ya a shower ?
I’m Percy Jackson ! The coolest of the cools.
Now i’m going to throw you down the pool. *smirks*
Audience : *Claps*
Who do you think won this round ?
Leave a comment for the next person you want in a rap battle !!!
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