Judge : Let’s begin the rap !
Percy VS Jason !
Jason :
Wutsup! I am Jason, the lightening dude!
I know i’m the coolest, so don’t be rude.
Every camper loves me, and so do you.
So don’t try to compare me with Travis and Drew !
*puts sunglasses*
Piper : You go Jason ! *crowd cheers wildly *
Camper : Here is the next competitor , give it up for.....PERCY JACKSON! *crowd cheers*
Percy :
Yo! my name is Percy Jackson.
I am the son of Poseidon!
I love to eat blue food !
Cause i kinda...um...smell like a dude!
*dabs awkwardly*
Crowd : .....
Judge : Oh righty....um...well done!
Annabeth : *face palms*
Who do you think wins this round ?
Percy or Jason ? Leave a comment !
Also leave a comment of who you want in a rap battle for my next rap battle chapter !
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Leo Valdez's Punny Puns and Heroes Of Olympus Jokes
FanfictionHighest rank: #49 in humour #COAwards2018 Leo's at it again. He's messing with the demigods , no matter Greek or Roman. He's playing his jokes on everyone!! There are also some funny jokes about The Heroes Of Olympus . Find out what they are up to...
