Why, Rick.WHY?

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Percy : I heard someone named Rick Riordan writes stories about us.
Leo: Yea! And now everyone knows that i’m hot !
Rick: *facepalms*
Percy: He loves to write cliff hangers.
Rick: Yes i do.
Leo: And fangirls will be like:
Percy and Annabeth sitting on a tree,
H-I-D-I-N-G. First comes monsters, then comes epic fights, then comes cliff hangers. Why Rick why ?!
Rick: The fangirls are crazy about me.
I mean...*cough cough*You guys.
Fangirls: UNCLE RICK WRITES TOO MANY CLIFF HANGERS. HE IS GOING TO DIEEEEE! MUHAHAHAHAHA*chases Rick Riordan*
Rick: *runs and yells* I WANT IT TO BE MORE EXCITINGGGGGGG AHHHH!
Leo: Oh well... At least i’m still the hottest.
Percy: *facepalm*

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