Mars : Son , what us your girlfriend’s name again ?
Mars : Ooo ! Ooo! I know is it nutmeg?
Frank: no.
Mars: Is it cashew ?
Frank: no.
Mars: Is it...Peanut ?
Frank: NO.NOOOO!
HER NAME IS HAZEL!
Mars: oh okay...
—five mins later
Mars : HEY NUTMEG !YOU DATING MY SON ?
Hazel : My name is Hazel, lord Mars.
Mars: Isn’t it nutmeg ?
Frank : DAD I JUST TOLD YOU THAT HER NAME IS HAZEL NOT NUTMEG NOT PEANUT NOT CASHEW SO JUST PLEASE LEAVE!
Mars : Um...say what ?
Frank and Hazel :*face palm*
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Leo Valdez's Punny Puns and Heroes Of Olympus Jokes
FanfictionHighest rank: #49 in humour #COAwards2018 Leo's at it again. He's messing with the demigods , no matter Greek or Roman. He's playing his jokes on everyone!! There are also some funny jokes about The Heroes Of Olympus . Find out what they are up to...
