Mars Mixes Up Everything

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Mars: I don’t trust Hazel, she uses charmspeak.
Frank: No...that’s Piper.
Mars: Who ?
Frank: Daughter of Aphrodite...
Mars: Oh..you mean the smart kid ?
Frank: That's​ Annabeth...
Mars: Wait ! I thought Annabeth is the fire one.
Frank: No! That’s Leo!
Mars: I thought Leo is the lightening one!
Frank: No! That’s Jason !
Mars: Jason is the satyr !
Frank : That’s grover,dad....
Mars: Wait...then who is the archer one ?
Frank: It’s me, dad....
Mars: Oh!*chuckles*I forgot my own son.
Frank: HOW CAN YOU FORGET ME ?
Mars: OKOK, I’M SORRY.
Mars: But Percy is the gay one, right ?
Frank: *face-palm*

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