Nico's birthday

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Will : Happy birthday Neeks !
Nico : Thanks.
Will : What do you want for your birthday?
Nico : Just something...dark. Like a dagger or something.
Will : Too dangerous! Never play with a dagger! Doctor’s orders. *smirks*
Nico : Whatever...
Will : *kisses Nico *
Hades : HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON!
Nico : Dad? What are you even doing in here...can’t you see we’re...um...*cough cough* *points at Will *
Hades : OH SORRY ! BUT DO YOU MISS DADA ?
Nico : No...
Hades : I GOT YOU A PRESENTTTT!
Nico : Don’t tell me it’s a zombie... You’ve given me 15 zombies for my birthday last year...
Hades : TADAA ! *pushes a zombie towards Nico*
Nico : Yep...i knew it...
Hades : HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON !
Nico: .....
Will : .....
Nico : ......
Will : .....
Hades : Okay...things are getting awkward in here...

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