Imagine Zeus summoned a tornado and tried to blew Apollo away. And Apollo is hanging on a pole, his pants almost came off.
Apollo : I’ve got to make a Haiku !
Oh dear father
I am hanging on a pole
And your blowing me
My pants came off
The end.
*silent claps at the background *
Zeus : Nicely done, child. Now i’m going to blow your underwear :)
Apollo : NOOOOOOO!*P.s. This is the worst haiku poem Apollo has written
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Leo Valdez's Punny Puns and Heroes Of Olympus Jokes
FanfictionHighest rank: #49 in humour #COAwards2018 Leo's at it again. He's messing with the demigods , no matter Greek or Roman. He's playing his jokes on everyone!! There are also some funny jokes about The Heroes Of Olympus . Find out what they are up to...