Apollo Jokes 1

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Imagine Zeus summoned a tornado and tried to blew Apollo away. And Apollo is hanging on a pole, his pants almost came off. 

Apollo : I’ve got to make a Haiku !
Oh dear father
I am hanging on a pole
And your blowing me
My pants came off
The end.
*silent claps at the background *
Zeus : Nicely done, child. Now i’m going to blow your underwear :)
Apollo : NOOOOOOO!

*P.s. This is the worst haiku poem Apollo has written

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