Leo VS Apollo ! Let the rap battle begin !
Leo :
Yo! its Leo, the supersized Mcshizzle.
My swag is like a hurricane and your’s just a drizzle.
All da ladies love me, Calypso is the proof.
The level of my hotness will blow you off the roof !
You say your the best, but i bet you’re a liar.
If you try to kill me , i’ll set you on fire !
What do you say ? Your the coolest God on earth ? Where are your eight packs? you’re only one cents worth!
Audience : WOOOOO!
Apollo :
You call that a rap ? Let me show you what’s cool.
Your series of rhymes sound like a constipated mule.
I’m good with ladies, i talk to them every day.
You only got Calypso ? I got more baes!
My Haikus are the best! You probably know ,
At least i’m much better than the goddess of snow !
Apollo is the best , he’s way more cool.
You better know it , punny fool.
*drops mic*
Audience : Ooooooo!
Who do you think will win ? Apollo or Leo ? Leave a comment !
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FanfictionHighest rank: #49 in humour #COAwards2018 Leo's at it again. He's messing with the demigods , no matter Greek or Roman. He's playing his jokes on everyone!! There are also some funny jokes about The Heroes Of Olympus . Find out what they are up to...
