Bro Fight

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Percy : Blue is my colour.
Jason : Then why isn't it your eye colour ?
Percy :
Jason :
Percy : You are so dead.
Frank : Did you just realise what you have done?
Jason : What did i just do....
Percy : *jumps on Jason* I WAS BORN THIS WAY. I AM A PERFECT LITTLE PIECE OF LEMON CHICKEN DIPPED IN BLUE. AND I'M WAY BETTER THAN YOU.
Frank : Breath Percy...breath.
Percy : *hugs pillow pet *NOOOOOO !
Percy : JASON BULLIED MEEEE!
Jason : No i did not !
Percy : I HOPE YOUR EARBUD CORDS GET TANGLED FOREVERRRR!
Jason : *grasp*
Jason : Don't you dare !
Percy : OH YES.
Frank: Okay...i'm done.

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