Hamilton
1. "Alexander Hamilton" - "ALEXANDER HAMILTON"
2. "Aaron Burr, Sir" - "You punched the bursar?" "...Yes!"
3. "My Shot" - "The unrest in France will lead to onarchy! Onarchy? How you say, how you sa- OH ANARCHY!"
4. "The Story Of Tonight" - "Raise a glass to the four of us! Tomorrow they'll be more of us!"
5. "The Schuyler Sisters" - "AND PEGGY!"
6. "Farmer Refuted" - "Don't modulate the key, then not debate with me!"
7. "You'll Be Back" - "And when push comes to shove - I will kill your friends and family, to remind you of my love!"
8. "Right Hand Man" - "Yo, leT'S STEAL THEIR CANNONS!"
9. "A Winter's Ball" - "But what do we have in common? We're reliable with tHE LADDIEEESSSS!"
10. "Helpless" - "As long as I'm alive Eliza, swear to god you'll never feel so-" "HELPLESS!"
11. "Satisfied" - "You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied." "I'm sure I don't know what you mean, yOU FORGET YOURSELF."
12. "The Story of Tonight (Reprise)" - "But I've seen wonders great and small" *winks to Alex*
13. "Wait For It" - "If he seems to thrive when so few survive then goddammit, I'm willin' to wait for it!"
14. "Stay Alive" - "I'M A GENERAL WHEEEEEEE!!! Yeah..."
15. "Ten Duel Commandments" - "Most disputes die and no one shoots!"
16. "Meet Me Inside" - "Son I need you alive-" "CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME"
17. "That Would Be Enough" - "How long have you known?" "A month or so.."
18. "Guns and Ships" - "LAFAYETEE!"
19. "History Has Its Eyes On You" - "I lead my men straight into a massacre. I witnessed their deaths firsthand."
20. "Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)" - "HerCULES MULLIGAN!"
21. "What Comes Next" - "Awesome. Wow!"
22. "Dear Theodosia" - "You knock me out, I fall apart..."
23. "Non-Stop" - "I was chosen for the constitutional convention!"
1. "What'd I Miss" - "Where have you been?" "Uh, France?"
2. "Cabinet Battle #1" - "Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits."
3. "Take A Break" - "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf." "Six, sept~, huit, neuf!" "Sept, huit, neuf." "Sept~, huit neuf!" "Sept, huit, neuf." "Sept~, huit neuf!" (baby Philip is so cute)
4. "Say No To This" - "You see, that was my wife you decided to-" "Fuuu..."
5. "The Room Where It Happens" - "And all he had to do was die." "Well, that's a lot less work." "We oughta give it a try."
6. "Schuyler Defeated" - "BURR."
7. "Cabinet Battle #2" - "You must out of your goDAMN MIND-"
8. "Washington On Your Side" - "Southern mOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS!"
9. "One Last Time" - "One last time."
10. "I Know Him" - "Jesus christ this will be fun!"
11. "The Adams Administration" - "Siddown John, you fat moTHERFU-"
12. "We Know" - "Are my answers to your satisfaction?!" "...My god."
13. "Hurricane" - "I wrote Eliza love letters until she fell."
14. "The Reynolds Pamphlet" - "At his own house?" "At his own house." "DAMN."
15. "Burn" - "I hope that you burn..."
16. "Blow Us All Away" - "Hey, y'all look pretty good in your frocks. How 'bout when I get back, we all strip down to our socks."
17. "Stay Alive (Reprise)" - "WhO DID THIS, ALEXANDER, DID YOU KNOW?!"
18. "It's Quiet Uptown" - "Philip, you would like it uptown. It's quiet uptown."
19. "Election of 1800" - "Honestly, its quite draining." My life in a nutshell.
20. "Your Obedient Servant" - "Here's an itemized list of 30 years of disagreements." "Sweet Jesus."
21. "Best of Wives and Best of Women" - "Hey, best of wives and best of women."
22. "The World Was Wide Enough" - "He aims his pistol at the sky-" "WAIT!"
23. "Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story" - "Oh, can I show you what I'm proudest of?" "The orphanage..."
Heathers
"Yo Girl" - "You've - earned that red scrunchie. Come - join - Heather in hell."
"Our Love is God" - "We're what killed the dinosaurs. We're the asteroid that's overdue... The dinosaurs will turn to dust... They'll die because we say they must!"
"Lifeboat" - "EVERYONE'S PUSHING, EVERYONE'S FIGHTING! STORMS ARE APPROACHING! THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE!"
"Freeze Your Brain" - "Yeah, I live for that sweet frozen rush!"
"I Am Damaged" - "Please stand back now. Little further. Don't know what this thing will do. Hope you'll miss me, wish you'd kiss me, then you'd know I worship you..."
"Dead Girl Walking" - "Shut your mouth, and lose them tighty whities! ... No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew!" "Okay, okay..."
"Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)" - "This little thing? I'd hardly call this a bomb..."
"Meant to Be Yours" - "You chucked me out like I was trash, for that you should be dead- But- but- but-" (just the way he says it makes me love to sing this song. *sigh* J.D is my spirit animal)
"Big Fun" - "Let's rub each other's backs while watching p--n on Cinemax!" Also... "We should-" "SHUT UP HEATHER!" "Sorry, Heather..." "Look who's with her? Oh my god!"
"Candy Store" - "Why now are you pulling on my dick?"
I had fun doing this. And I just realized these are only from musicals... Well I'll make another chapter for regular songs and t.v shows. See ya in the next chapter!
