Hamilton Stupidity Convo W/Katacornasus! (read from bottom to top)

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K: *catches kiss* I will cherish this ^~μ

K: Oh Okie ;-;

Me: *blows kiss* TILL WE MEET AGAIN (i meant that as a Hamilton joke from Yorktown (The World Turned Upside-Down))

Me: Well I gtg my laptop's dying. I'll ttyl!

Me: I just think it's really cute

Me: Yup

K: As we write Lams stuff

Me: *Hamilton stops making out with Laurens* Hamilton: Don't call me son

K: OMG YES

Me: Hamil-squad: *claps* MY GAY SONS

K: A:THEY WILL NEVER BE SATISFIEEEEEEEDDDD

K: E:WHAT THE

K: Ham:sings along

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

K: L:*starts singing ----------*

Me: LAURENS I LIKE YOU A LOT

K: I THINK YOUR PANTsLOOK hot LAURENS L:dad

Me: Hamilton: DAMN SON

Me: DAMN SON

Me: Philip: How 'bout when I get back we all strip down to our socks

Me: AND THEN PHILIP IS ALL LIKE

Me: IKR LIKE HOW CAN YOU RESIST LAURENS

K: WELL OF COURSE HE WOULD 

Me: Eliza: SO NOT ONLY DID YOU GET WITH MARIA YOU GOT WITH LAURENS TOO?!?!?!

K: Ham is just like "I like my hoes"

Me: ELIZA'S LIKE

Me: LIKE JESUS CHRIST WTF HAMILTON

K: HAHHAHAGHA

Me: Hamilton: I can explain

Me: *Everyone looks at Hamilton*

Me: Eliza: Philip S.: ...What

Me: Hamiton: Hey daddy can you pass the salt? *Philip and Laurens both reach for the salt*

K: "there's nothing like summer in the city" Maria:*cue ----------* (i can't put that there... STUFF NOT FOR KIDS)

Me: *Hamilton with his dad-in-law and Eliza and Laurens cuz y not*

K: EXACTLY

Me: I CAN IMAGINE THAT

Me: OMG WTF

K: NOPE

K: HAHAH

Me: Rightttt.....?

Me: You mean Philip

K: Hoe**

K: Laurens:hey dad Maria:mine back off how

K: Ham:WELL FRICK 

Me: I SHOULD'VE STAYED

K: Washington:go home *HAMILTON goes home* Eliza:I'm pregnant Ham:DAMN 

Me: Hamil-squad: HAMILTON YES Hamilton: HAMILTON YEEEESSSSSS

K: HAHHAHA

Me: Washington: Son, no Hamilton: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME YOU FU-

Me: Eliza: Alexander no Hamilton: Alexander yes

Me: Burr: Hamilton no Hamilton: Hamilton yes

K: XD

Me: IKR

K: THAT'S LITERALLY THE WHOLE MUSICAL

Me: GODAMMIT

Me: YOU HAD ONE FRICKING JOB HAMILTON

K: HAHHAHAHA

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Me: *falls off bed*

K: GODDAMILTON

K: MORE LIKE

K: HAMILTON

K: IK

Me: AND I SHIP LAMS SO IT HURTS

K: YOUR BF JUST DIED 

Me: ;-;

K: LIKE BOOOOOI

K: And THEN FA-REAKING HAMILTON IS JUST LIKE "oh....OKAY I NEED TO WORK NOW"

K: ITS BASICALLY HIS WIFE TELLING HIM "your boyfriend died"

K: IKIK

Me: SSSSOOOOOO SAD

K: ;-;-;

Me: I'M CRYING ON THE INSIDE I ALSO CAN'T STOP LISTENING OT LAURENS' INTERLUDE UGGGGGGH

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