Currently drunk, so here is a drunk texting story! Lol!
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Me: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
Brock: honey, you okay?
Me: yeah.... just went out with the girls lol
Brock: (Y/N), are you drunk?
Me: .........nooo.......
Brock: Are you lying to me?
Me: maaaaybeeeeeee
Brock: babe, you know I don't like you getting drunk unless you're at home. Do you want me to come pick you up?
Me: maaaaybeeeee.... (F/N) is too drunk to drive... plz come get me?
Brock: Okay, babe. Im coming to get you. Where you at?
Me: The bar in town... across from that food place....
Brock: you mean (B/N) [bar name]
Me: Yeah! That one! On my God, I love you so much. Thank youuuuuuuuuu! <3
Brock: Anything for you, baby girl.
-- Small Time Skip --
Me: OMG, you here yet?!!?!?!!?
Brock: Babe, I've been waiting for you the last fifteen minutes outside....
Me: Oops.... sorry... (F/N) got us all some shots of peach schnapps.... where are you again?
Brock: I'm coming in to get you. Whatcha wearing?
Me: I got on.... that red dress you bought me for my birthday.
Brock: Oh, okay. I'm coming to get you.
Me: BROCK, HELP. SOME GUY IS TRYING TO TO GET ME TO GO HOME WITH HIM. IM HIDING IN THE BATHROOM
Brock: Babe... come out of the bathroom. That was just me. I wanted to take you home
Me: ...ooooh...okay...give me a second
-- Small Tine Skip --
Me: so thanks for takin me home. Jsyk I have a bf
Brock: jsyk?
Me: yeah, just so you know. He's the best guy ever
Brock: Really? What's he like?
Me: He has the most beautiful brown eyes I have ever seen. He plays games with me and treats me like a princess
Brock: Sounds like a lucky guy.
Me: yeah! He has the same name as you
Brock: How funny. Now go to bed. Don't want you boyfriend to know we are talking.
Me: okay! Thanks for driving me home
Brock: You're welcome
-- Small Time Skip --
Me: Baaaaaaabe?
Brock: (Y/N), its three in the morning, whatcha need?
Me: well...I want some chicken nuggets....
Brock: Do you want me to run to Mcdonalds?
Me: omg yus! Get me some sweet and sour sauce! Omg, u r the best!
Brock: You tell me all the time, babe. Just stay in bed. I got an extra key so I'll come in once I bring your food.
Me: OMG, really?!!?!? God Broke u r the best!!
Brock: I love you, baby. See you in a bit.
Me: I love you toooooo!!! <3
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Me: Brock, where is u?
Brock: I just left drive thru. I got you some nuggets, sweet and sour sauce, some fries, and some tea and water.
Me: omg, u r the bomb!! U staying the night?
Brock: I guess I will. Gotta make sure my princess is okay.
Me: I love you so much. Thank you for bringing my drunk ass McDonalds. Sober me will thank you on the morning.
Brock: Anything for my one and only.
Me: Omg, I love you sososososososo much!
Brock: I love you, too. Baby girl. I'll be there soon.
Me: okay, Brockypoo. See you then. <3
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