Banana Bus Crew Oneshots

Dirty Pickup Lines He Sends You

MiniLadd: I must be a pirate 'cause I'm digging your chest.

Wildcat: I hope you like dragons... because I'll be dragon these balls across your face tonight.

H20Delirious: I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you?

CaRtOoNz: I'd like you use your thighs as earmuffs.

MooSnuckle: I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you.

Terroriser: Excuse me, is there enough room in your pants for me?

OhmWrecker: You're so hot even my zipper is falling for you.

BasicallyIDoWrk: If we were squirrels, would you help me bust a nut?

VanossGaming: Don't worry, I played Tetris as a kid. I can make it fit.

DaithiDeNogla: Did you fall from Heaven because have sex with me.
(Just leave it up to Nogla to fuck it up 😂)

FourZer0Seven: Are you a scientist? Because I want to do you on a table, periodically.

BigJigglyPanda: We're like cocoa and marshmallows; you're hot and I want to be on top of you.

SilentDroidd: Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.

Lui Calibre: If I was a squirrel and you were a tree, I'd store my nuts in your hole.