Banana Bus Crew Oneshots

Type of Drunk You Are

MiniLadd: The DTF/Sleep with anyone drunk.
You once went out with Craig, David and Jaclyn and you bet, in your drunken state, you could convince Jaclyn to sleep with you. After a few extra shots, you won the bet. *wink wink*

Wildcat: Over emotional drunk.
The one time Tyler never lets you down for is when you were apologizing, while sobbing, to Anthony (whom you've known since kindergarten so like 20 years). You were apologizing about how you stole his blue crayon because it was 'pointier than yours' since you used the blue crayon all the time...

H20Delirious: The puking drunk.
You never could handle your liquor very well. No matter if you were at a bar or at a party that you drank to your limit or less. You were always there to have a good time. Jon always told you to watch how much you drank but you never listened. It would amaze him if you even made it to a trash can or the bathroom before you blew chunks everywhere. He was even more amazed the handful of times you didn't get anything on yourself... or in your hair.

CaRtOoNz: The clumsy drunk. 
Face it, even when you're sober, you manage to trip over absolutely NOTHING. The amount of times Luke catches your sorry ass when you're drunk and tripping over invisible boxes and tables, it's unbelievable. You do, however, make it up to him with the most amazing blowjobs he's ever gotten for you. Kind of sad he can't get you drunk every night.

MooSnuckle: The flirty drunk.
If Brock doesn't keep an eye on you, you're always off flirting with someone, anyone. It could be Craig, Sami even your own boyfriend (thinking you both were single). There was only once or twice he had to save you since these guys tried taking you home with them... but you were just having fun.

Terroriser: The loud drunk.
Brian absolutely HATED when you two went out to a bar, a club, went to a friends or even stayed home to drink. Why? You were always shouting. It could be three in the morning in your guys' apartment and you would be shouting. Your neighbors eventually tuned out the sounds since this happened every other weekend. Brian just wish you would shut the fuck up for five seconds. You would yell louder than Mini and Marcel combined being hit with red shells in Mario Kart.

OhmWrecker: The hungry drunk.
Ryan didn't mind when you drank or got drunk... until you ate. You would just eat and eat and eat. You'd end up calling up a friend to bring you food, and Ryan would find you passed out on the couch with a 12 box of tacos from Taco Bell (lemme just say 8 of the wrappers were empty), a large soda, a bottle of wine (empty) and like a plate with pizza crust on it. At least you were eating, though.

BasicallyIDoWrk: The drunk texter.
Marcel had a rule, no matter if it was just a single glass of wine at dinner or a night at the bar/club/with friends, you were NOT allowed your phone. You were that girl who would drunk text. I'm not saying to like your ex or anything, you would delete their numbers the day you two ended it. You were the person who would drunk text his friends, his parents and even your parents... there might have been a few awkward texts between his brother and you in the past and that's why you're not allowed your phone.

VanossGaming: The wanderer drunk.
Evan wished you were any other type of drunk in the world. When you got drunk, you would just wander off. One minute Evan would see you standing next to him, the next, who the fuck knows where you disappeared to. It's like he needs to put a leash on you so you didn't run off like those toddlers. Why couldn't you be a flirty drunk? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE ONE THAT RUNS OFF?!

DaithiDeNogla: The happy drunk.
David loved when you drank. You were always so smiley and optimistic. You'd dance to the music, laugh at all the jokes (even if they were absolutely terrible) and overall had a good time. Now why couldn't everyone be a happy drunk like you?

FourZer0Seven: The pyromaniac drunk.
Yeah... so Scott never allowed you to drink. Due to this, you had an extremely low tolerance to alcohol. Three or so shots would get you going. You always managed to find a lighter or matches and would set things on fire. It would start out as a small cotton ball in the sink... and then end up being your entire college essay for English because YOU'RE FAILING THE CLASS ALREADY. WHY DOES IT MATTER IF I TURN IT IN?! NOT GOING TO FIX MY GRADE. *Ahem*

BigJigglyPanda: The hashtag everything drunk.
Anthony never wanted to be around you when you were drunk. You would hashtag everything. No, I don't mean on Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook or Instagram, IN REAL LIFE. "Hashtag this party is lit! Hashtag I look so hawt! Hashtag I have a boyfriend! Hashtag you're a fucking creep!" It got annoying after your first hashtag...

SilentDroidd: The drinking then pass out drunk.
Arlan didn't think you were that bad when you drank. He just didn't like hearing you complain about your hangover the next morning. You were the person who would drunk and drunk and BAM, YOU'RE OUT. You would drink until you literally passed out. You could be talking to Arlan one minute and the next, you're on the couch, out. Your hangovers were the absolute worse the next day and you would end up sleeping the next two days to try to get back to normal.

Lui Calibre: The philosophical drunk.
Well, what was there not to love about you? I guess when you get drunk, people start to dislike you. Lui only liked when you got drunk when you would talk about the positive things. Your favorite topics to talk about when you were drunk? Life and death and us being in a simulation. Yeah... you get deep into these conversation and it actually amuses Lui when he's sober. When he's been drinking or he's drunk, he just wants you to shut your fucking mouth.

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The Mini one with Jaclyn was mainly for me. I don't even know her sexuality but let's say when she gets drunk, she gets Bi-curious. 😂

What type of drunk are you guys? (If you're old enough to drink. I am.)

I feed off the mood of the people in with. I'm a very sexual/handsy drunk (I get sexual/handsy with anyone) or a sad/crying drunk. I went from the sexual/handsy drunk to the crying drunk one night... I think I got overwhelmed by what was going on. 😂