David: What did ye want to do for dinner? Order some pizza?
(Y/N): I'm at the store... if you want me to pick something up for dinner, just ask. 🙄
David: Can you get me some chips? Keoghs cheese and onion please.
(Y/N): What about King cheese and onion? I prefer those over Keoghs.
David: Every time you buy King, they're always stale. If you want King, get them but I want Keoghs.
(Y/N): You're so needy... YO. I FOUND THOSE FRUIT SHORTCAKE COOKIES I LOVE. They're always out of them.
David: Then get some. What are we doing for dinner?
(Y/N): Just order pizza you Irish fuck. I'm about to check out. Did you want anything else? Some Jaffa cakes?
David: Actually... can you get me some Tayto salt and vinegar?
(Y/N): Lemme get this straight. You want Keoghs cheese and onion... but Tayto salt and vinegar? AGAIN, why do you hate King chips so much?
David: Like I just told you, King is always stale when I eat them. Keoghs had better cheese and onion but Tayto has better salt and vinegar.
(Y/N): Why did I move to Ireland? 🙄 I might just move back to Los Angeles and eat Lays all day long.
David: You'd really move out for our place to go back to the US? :( but baby. I thought you loved me.
(Y/N): I do love you, David. I just don't get why I have to buy three different brands of chips because you don't like the kind I eat. Did you want me to pick up any Walkers crisps while I'm at it? Any Worcester or Prawn Cocktail flavored?
David: Brian's coming over tomorrow and I think he likes the Worcester flavor. Lemme ask him. Give me a second.
(Y/N): David, I'm checking out. I am NOT getting out of line again to get any chips or crisps. If Brian likes a flavor other than the three I picked up, you're getting your ass out to the store.
David: He just told me he likes the Worcester flavored crisps. Can't you pick a bag up?
(Y/N): I just want to get home, David. I've had a long day at work and I want to relax. If I'm feeling it in the morning, I'll pick up whatever he wants.
David: Alright, babe. I'll see you when you get home. I love you.
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Fun fact: I googled different types of Irish crisps and chips for this post. Everything I found was located at foodireland.com
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