Please skip the first 13 chapters, I beg of you.
Anyways, this is the book where I post all the dumb crap that's related to Guns N' Roses and Mötley Crüe.
Is it weird that every time I read something really freaking hilarious, or laugh a lot, or hear a an amazing song, I get into this weird happy state where everything is just the funniest thing ever. Like I'm on a sugar high but didn't eat any sugar... Yah, I have that now and just did all three and AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I JUST WANT NIKKI TO BECOME A POTATO AND I'M (PUBLIC ENEMY #1....sorry I couldn't resist)GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE ALSO I SCREWED AROUND WITH GOOGLE TRANSLATE AGAIN... "Duff train" I am now mentally rewriting Nightrain to Dufftrain... "And now Mötley has been led by the Crazy!" "GN'R Magic lies through tape cassette" "Gun and a flower" "Izzy: (in public)" THIS IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WHAT I ORIGINALLY TYPED "Duff train: O my God! (Snapseed Fiber Form)" UM, WHAT THE HECK, GOOGLE?! SEE WHY I'M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW?! Also it changed Axl and Nikki to... Axel and Nicky... ALSO NIKKI DUFF IS A PERSON NOW. DUFF TRAIN WAS DUFF'S NAME THROUGHOUT ALMOST THE WHOLE THING... AND FOR THE BEST ONE YET... IT CHANGED IZZY TO EASY...IT'S SO IZZY EASY...
I might just publish the whole translation...
AND ANOTHER THING... THIS IS WHAT SNAPSEED IS...
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