Rockstars can walk in six inch heels while drunk and I manage to fall off the risers in choir, trip over a binder twice, and nearly fall flat on my face because I slipped in a puddle all in one day while wearing tennis shoes. EXPLAIN PLEASE.
That would be hilarious...
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