Welcome To The Jungle That Is My Life

THIS IS VERY IMPORTIANT

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT IT

AHHHHHHHH THIS IS BECOMING A THING
A THING
IF I EVER GET THESE ALL I'LL NEED IS IZZY AND STEVEN THEN I'LL HAVE ALL NINE AND MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE.
Buuut Nikki and Tommy's hair looks wrong...

THEY NEED MORE FLOOFIES

Moving on

Did I ever tell you about the time I attacked Steven with a rake and dug through his pockets and all that was in there was chicken? Because that happened.

Or the time when Axl and Duff fought over toilet paper?

Or the time when I stabbed Izzy with a plastic knife and he was carrying around an ENTIRE UNVARNISHED CHAIR

I LOVE THAT GAME.

Here's some random junk from the note on my phone entitled 'Things I think about in the middle of the night' and me making smart comments and explaining it.

All of their tattoos are temporary
THAT EXPLAINS WHY THEY NEVER BATHE
Tommy mistakes Vince for Heather Locklear (Tommy: Hey baby, ; Vince: Hm? ; Tommy kisses his cheek ; Vince: I'M VINCE! ; Tommy is super embarrassed now.)
BECAUSE THAT COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN
Tommy slingshots out of his drum thingy that spins around and takes out Vince.
Because that could totally happen
Duff overhears Izzy's "I hate to take showers" thing, runs a bath for him, and throws Izzy into the bathtub fully clothed.
It's because all his tattoos are temporary. Izzy also has his OWN name tattooed.
Axl: I swear on my crop top
What's with the crop top anyways?
Axl: VINCE STOLE MY POP-'ART
OH MY GOD WITH THE LAST ONE I TYPED CROP TART INSTEAD OF CROP TOP BECAUSE I LOOKED DOWN AT THIS ONE.
WITHOUT CRÜE
I WOULD SLOWLY WILT AND DIE
Nikki lip syncing Without You to a girl from behind and she turns around and it turns out it's Vince.
BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE BLOND GIRL IS VINCE
Dancing on Glass: MY PANTS ARE BURSTING AT THE SEAMS
THIS IS WHAT ROCKSTARS SCREAM WHENEVER THEY RIP THER PANTS
Raw Power: RAW POWER IN A SOY SAUCE MAN
RAW POWER IS MY FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW OKAY
Duff: I am one with the air vent
I don't know why I wrote this. Maybe I was thinking about FNAF 2
Raw Power: RAW POWER IS TELEPATHY
The actual words are "Raw power is a-laughin' at you and me"
Louder Than Hell: Stuck in the restroom
Raw power and Louder Than Hell are kinda difficult to understand until you look up the words...
(Points at Vince) WITHOUT THIS WOMAN I JUST AIN'T FUNNY!
89% of this book is something about Vince.
On With The Show: OH MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!
It's Vince telling on Axl.
Without you: With ATCHOO
Never mind, I think I'm allergic to you. You should leave.
What if...Mick Mars, Nikki Neptune, Vince Venus, Tommy....POOR TOMMY! HE DOESN'T HAVE A PLANET TO NAME HIMSELF AFTER
It just means the others are out of this world. I'm sorry.
BUSES ARE FAT LIMOS
THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
I CRY-LAUGHED AT VINCE'S TWITTER FOR THIRTY MINUTES
Which just shows that if I ever met him in real live I'd probably start laughing. Or I'd faint.
I'M HIGH ON SKITTLES RIGHT NOW
I ATE A WHOLE BAG OF THME HELP
I'm totally okay.
NIKKI WITH THE GOATEE LOOKS LIKE MY DAD AND I CANT UNSEE IT
I CAN'T
guys nO
I don't know why I wrote this.
Louder than Hell: TOM NEEDS A BULLET IN THE HEAD TO BE BRAVE
Tommy is now hiding behind his drum kit.
Also Louder than hell: *Vince gibberish* Glammed up *Vince gibberish*
I don't know what this means either,
I feel like Mötley Crüe's Theater of Pain Style was 'We gave Vince a bedazzler and it totally backfired'
Am I wrong. Hey, I could write that.

THE ENDDDDD