You guys will probably hate me but....

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OKAY FIRST HERE'S MY DOG BEING A WEIRDO TO SOFTEN THE BLOW!

OKAY FIRST HERE'S MY DOG BEING A WEIRDO TO SOFTEN THE BLOW!

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NOW BRACE YOURSELF.

I GOT VINCE






I GOT VINCE!











JUST KEEP SCROLLING AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN























LOOK AT THIS

Bless Amazon

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Bless Amazon.

He looks a lot better in natural light

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He looks a lot better in natural light.

He looks a lot better in natural light

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I love his hair.

Why does he have an ass? WHY DOES A TOY HAVE ONE?!

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Why does he have an ass?
WHY DOES A TOY HAVE ONE?!

Why does he have an ass? WHY DOES A TOY HAVE ONE?!

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His wittle high heels

I'm getting the other three soon

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I'm getting the other three soon.

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