Please skip the first 13 chapters, I beg of you.
Anyways, this is the book where I post all the dumb crap that's related to Guns N' Roses and Mötley Crüe.
That's one of my favorite videos of them. Mick did a better job than me to be honest
YOU HAVE TO SING IT OUT LOUD AND THE SECOND DAY HAS NO PICTURE SO YEAH
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Two bickering singers and and Axl in a pear tree...
You can tell I ran out of ideas for the last one. I had no idea a jar full of glitter was a thing. So anyways... And my friend who doesn't think I'm weird ships me and Nikki. And at lunch she goes, "ALLISON AND NIKKI SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G! FIRST COMES PICTURES! THEN COMES MARRIAGE! THEN COMES TOMMY IN A BABY CARRIAGE! I was like, "Why is Tommy in a baby carriage?" She was like "I don't know."