Please skip the first 13 chapters, I beg of you.
Anyways, this is the book where I post all the dumb crap that's related to Guns N' Roses and Mötley Crüe.
What I do when I'm not on Wattpad List of every story I've ever written: ALL OF IT'S FAN FICTION EXEPT RIOT!
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If there's a check by it, that means it's on Wattpad. I also seem to write better when I don't have the stress of updating, Like in Room Of Mirrors which is a creepy (horror maybe?) story starring Guns N' Roses and Mötley Crüe: "Whatever," Axl pushed past the others and shoved the door open even wider before examining the room it revealed. Dual staircases spilled from the second floor with a fireplace in between. Bits and pieces of debris were scattered around the large room, hard to make out what it was due to the poor lighting which source was the tall windows.The windows seemed to radiate fear itself. Other than a single sofa in the center of the room, it was strangely empty. "C-can we just go?" Tommy asked, as if he was ready to bolt despite whatever the answer to his question was. "Wait a second..." Mick pointed to the brick fireplace, "the embers are still glowing," Seemingly fearless, he tiptoed into the house, easily avoiding the debris, he examined the faint glow coming from the embers. Axl mentally prayed that just for once, he could shut fear off, like the short guitarist had somehow managed. "Someone or something was here recently..." Mick muttered, enthralled by the amber glow, as if he was possessed by it.
That is how I write when I'm not on Wattpad, and how I write when I'm actually on Wattpad (From the unpublished: That Second Time...When GN'R and Mötley Crüe Lost Their Minds) Nikki: WHERE IS POTATO BABY!? Vince: (throws a potato at Nikki) Nikki: (catches it) ARE YOU CRAZY!? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT THROWS A BABY!? Vince: WHAT KIND OF IDIOT CALLS A POTATO "MR. POTATO BANANA BABY"!? Axl: WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS DEBATE OVER WHO'S AN IDIOT!? Slash: Alright, here's your Ice cream , Nikki: GO AWAY SLASH! Slash: (Throws the ice cream at Nikki, and misses) Nikki: What a waste of good Ice cream... Tommy: OKAY THAT'S IT! EVERYONE STOP YELLING! Steven: YEAH! Vince: And I found a note! Tommy: OOH LEMME SEE! (yanks the Note out of Vince's hands) Uh, what language is this? Mick: It's upside down, Tommy: Oh right! Mick: ...your brain's upside down... Tommy: I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT! Mick: It's sideways! You're retarded! Vince: JUST LET ME READ IT!
Most of the things that I have published are written lazily in a scrip form. What I write off of Wattpad, descriptive and what I would use if I where to ever represent my writing.
Another thing, I have NEVER EVER EVER written a love story, all are humor except Room Of Mirrors.
