Please skip the first 13 chapters, I beg of you.
Anyways, this is the book where I post all the dumb crap that's related to Guns N' Roses and Mötley Crüe.
My alarm clock this morning was my brother hitting me in the head repeatedly with a FNAF figure. I threw it across the room and he started crying because I "Killed" Funtime Foxy. --