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Please skip the first 13 chapters, I beg of you. Anyways, this is the book where I post all the dumb crap that's related to Guns N' Roses and Mötley Crüe.

#axlrose #duffmckagan #gnr #gunsnroses #izzystradlin #mickmars #motleycrue #nikkisixx #stevenadler #stuff #stupid #tommylee #vinceneil

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by Allie_36020

by Allie_36020

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LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY

I DON'T KNOW WHY IT MADE ME LAUGH

Me: Don't you have anything better to do than to stare at girls all day?
Mick: Don't you have anything better to do than to stare at US all day
Me: I FORGOT YOU'RE ACTUALLY SMART! And to answer your first question, no.
Tommy: That's sad
Me: Shut up
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Vince: Lookie here, I got a fever and the only prescription is...MORE COWBELL
If you know where that's from, go, uh, go take his glitter.
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What are you doin' now?
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T.V. Character: "Know what's sexier than a guy with long hair?"
N O T H I N G
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Never take dance lessons from Vince.
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Or advertising lessons.
I've actually have seen the original ad though.

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Throughout the ad, after they talk, all of them say "YEAH!" And Nikki says "Or you could win a personal phone call to your house!" And someone in the background shouts "MAYBE!"
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BAM

HAHAHAHAHAHA