Daryl: Hey Carol I caught a snake for you!
Carol: Awwww Daryl you didn't have to.
Daryl: Right but I wanted to ☺️
Rick: Oh my God! A snake, how sentimental! So sweet!
Daryl: Thanks
Rick: I was being sarcastic
Carol: I love you Daryl! (fuck off Rick)
Rick: I won't fuck off but I'll jerk off 😆
Carol: Oh my God! Talk about perverted!
Daryl: Lol but seriously fuck off.
Rick: Fine .... I have Beth
Carol: Dead
Daryl: Thanks for the reminder.
Rick: I have Jesse
Carol: Dead
Rick: Michonne
Daryl: Going to be dead ...
Carol: God damn Rick how many hoes you need?
Rick: Carol, shut the fuck up. Daryl, what the hell are you talking about, I won't let the "JSS" memes to become true so she isn't dying anytime soon.
Carol: Already did....
Daryl: What I meant is if you guys have sex one more time Imma kill her.
Rick: How in the hell does that effect you?
Daryl: We're fuck buddies.
Rick: Oh that's right...
Carol: WHAT?! Wait a sec, Rick since when were bisexual?
Rick: Since .... I don't know
Carol: I thought you were gay
Rick: And I thought you were a prostitute but I guess we were both wrong.
Carol: You wish!
Daryl: Actually I do
Rick: Okay pick one of us damn it!
Daryl: Rick ... is bae... fuck you Carol.
Carol: Gladly
Daryl: Not in that way!
Carol: Why so mean my beloved?
Daryl: You gave Sam cookies but not me!
Carol: And how do you think he died...
Daryl: Point taken
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Requested by: ButteryMinecraftBoss
Thank you for requesting and sorry it took me long (Someone please loan me some holy water 😆) I was a bit busy yesterday (Please). Hope you enjoyed.
Peace out <3
