Carl: Hey, is this Carl's girlfriend?
Enid: Ummm ... yeah ...
Carl: Next time you two are doing it in the bedroom across from mine, can you be a bit quieter? Thanks.
Enid: I'VE BEEN ON A RUN FOR ALMOST TWO WEEKS!!!! HE CAN HAVE THAT SLUT!!!! TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH I NEVER LOVED HIM!!!!
Carl: Hey ... at least you guessed that his mother was a bitch, right? Also, by 'doing it' I meant playing video games... sorry.
Enid: Oh ...
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