Group Chat: The Best Sex

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                 Tara added Maggie

Maggie: What this time?

Tara: Aaron said that him and Eric were better than me and Denise!

Aaron: It's true.

Tara: Is not.

Aaron: You know who is better then both?

Tara: Negan and Lucille?

Aaron: Oh my God! You read my mind.

Maggie: Wait. How would sex work?

Negan: Wouldn't you like to know?

Maggie: No, thanks.

Negan: Well, I like rough sex, not the best type but ... it's still amazing. So, she likes to get feisty.

Aaron: It's a fucking bat, she doesn't have a hole.

Negan: But I do.

Aaron: Oh God.

Tara: Shut up, your gay. I bet you have had worse then a bat covered in bobbed wire.

Aaron: Shut up, fore play is the best sex.

Negan: No way! You like it too?!

Aaron: Hell yeah! Want to test it out with me sometime?

Negan: I was kidding.

Aaron: ... Yeah, me too.

Negan: But bobbed wire in the ass doesn't feel so good.

   

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