Carl: Why?
Ron: Why not?
Enid: What are you guys talking about?
Carl: He did it.
Enid: Did what?
Carl: Enid how could you not take this seriously?
Enid: Take what seriously?!
Carl: He took my FUCKING pudding!!
Ron: It was delicious
Enid: HE SHOT YOU IN THE FUCKING EYE AND YOU'RE MAD ABOUT PUDDING?!
Carl: Yes
Ron: TELL HER WHAT YOU DID TO ME!
Carl: I kicked his chicken and took his gun.
Enid: You have a chicken?
Ron: Yeah, and now it can't produce chicks.
Carl: Like you were getting any anyway!
Ron: My chicken happened to be very busy... BE FOR YOU KICKED IT!
Carl: Never mess with a guy and his pudding.
Ron: Now I can't MESS around with anybody! It hurts too much to try.
Carl: VIAGRA
Enid: What?
Carl: JUST USE VIAGRA!
Carl: Nevermind
Ron: Where the hell would I find that anyway?
Carl: Who cares? No matter what it will still be small.
Carl: Mr. TwoInch.
Ron: Damn it Carl!
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Group chat
Enid: Why is Carl being chased down the street with a lawn mower and a chainsaw?
Enid: Nevermind that, how come Ron can push a lawn mower and hold a chainsaw at the same time?
Rick: My lawn mower!
Glenn: My chainsaw!
Daryl: My motorcycle!
Carol: My cookies!
Aaron: Why are you guys naming random things?
Glenn: I thought we were naming things we can't find.
Enid: On Rick's behalf ... a girlfriend.
Enid: On Daryl's behalf ... a life.
Enid: On Ron's behalf ... his penis.
Rick: Hey! I've got hose for days!
Daryl: YEAH RIGHT!
Ron: BITCH!
Aaron: Glenn, why do you need a chainsaw?
Glenn left chat
