Judith: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
Jesus: Oh, boy.
Jesus: Tell me what you know.
Judith: You died for me? Thank you, Jesus.
Jesus: What?
Judith: I can't believe I have been breathing the same air as my savior this whole time, I didn't even know.
Jesus: ???
Judith: So tell me, how does it feel to be worshiped so much and have your own religions?
Jesus: Oh ... I know what's going on.
Jesus: I am not really Jesus, my real name is Paul.
Jesus: And for fucks sake, I am not a carpenter.
Judith: Aww... damn it.
Jesus: Language!
Judith: Can egg hunts really kill you and get you pregnant?
Jesus: This is why Rick shouldn't be the one to raise you.