Group Chat: Would You Rather (A/N)

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Enid: So ... anyone want to play "Would You Rather"?

Rick: It's like ... three in the morning.

Enid: And you are like ... up at three in the morning.

Rick: Point taken.

Enid: So, who is playing?

Aaron: Me.

Michonne: I'm down.

Maggie: Sure.

Carol: Why not?

Enid: Good! Okay.

Enid: Carol.

Carol: Yes?

Enid: Would you rather have sex with Daryl or Rick?

Carol: I usually do both.

Enid: At the same time?

Carol: Rarely.

Enid: Okay then.

Enid: Maggie.

Maggie: Yes?

Enid: You should go to sleep. You are pregnant.

Maggie: I didn't know I was pregnant.

Rick: You didn't?

Maggie: I was being sarcastic.

Rick: I think you did it wrong.

Maggie: I think you did Lori wrong, somehow Judith came out as Shane's, wonder how that happened...

Rick: Oh, shut up! At least Lori had both of her eyes.

Maggie: Yeah, and they were on Shane.

Carl: BURN!

Carl: Wait ...

Rick: ...

Maggie: This is why you don't mess with a pregnant lady.

Carol: Enid. Would you rather marry Carl or be his fuck buddy?

Enid: ... I'm already one of those.

Carl: 😉

Aaron: Oh boy...

Enid: Actually... It's a girl!

Rick: WHAT?! CARL, I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!

Carl: No we didn't.

Rick: Denial only leads to an extra "talk".

             *Carl Left Group Chat*

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