Judith: Father Gabriel, what is the meaning of Easter?
Maggie: Aww, how cute.
Father Gabriel: Well, Jesus sacrificed himself for us on Easter.
Enid: Spending Easter with Carl. He is finding my eggs.
Enid: If you know what I mean. 😉
Father Gabriel: And it is definitely not about that.
Judith: What does she mean?
Enid: Nothing, Judith. I hid eggs for him to find. But he has a while before they spoil, we just want to find them a little bit early because the older they get, the more dangerous the search becomes.
Judith: Wait. THE EGGS CAN KILL YOU?!
Enid: No. Nevermind.
Maggie: I thought you were already pregnant.
Judith: YOU CAN GET PREGNANT FROM EGG HUNTS?!
Judith: Dad, I might be pregnant.
Rick: WHAT?!
Enid: Read previous.
Father Gabriel: Poor child. Confusion is a curse.
Maggie: Wait. "Dad"? I assume you haven't told her who really found Lori's eggs.
Rick: Shush.
Father Gabriel: Oh, boy.
Rick: Is it too late to start a New Years resolution?
Enid: Probably. Why?
Rick: I want to stay single.
Michonne: Hey!
Maggie: You wouldn't last a week without sexual pleasure.
Rick: Masterbation. Problem solved.
Father Gabriel: Those are not the ways of God.
Rick: Neither is staying sex free.
