Negan: You son of a bitch!
Carl: Got that right.
Negan: Wait, what?
Carl: She was great in some ways, but she cheated and she was a horrible driver.
Enid: Look who is talking.
Negan: Wait ... WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Carl: Dead.
Rick: Were you calling me a son of a bitch?
Negan: Yeah. Back to that for a second ... YOU TOUCHED MY FUCKING BABY!
Rick: You touched my literal baby.
Maggie: Judith?
Rick: Yeah.
Maggie: Thought she wasn't yours ...
Negan: Eww ... burn!
Rick: Like Lucille did?
Carl: Ohh ... burn!
Maggie: Isn't Carl your baby though?
Carl: I'm not a baby.
Enid: You're my baby.
Carl: And you're having mine.
Jesus: Well shit.
Father Gabriel: You do not deserve the name "Jesus".
Jesus: My real name is Paul.
Father Gabriel: Are you a carpenter?
Jesus: No ...
Father Gabriel: Then shut up.
Daryl: Wait, how do we know that Rick is Carl's father?
Enid: Oh! Plot twist! Yes!
Carl: Babe!
Enid: Sorry.
Rick: Shit they found out
Rick: Sorry, voice chat thing. The new auto correct, am I right?
Carl: What?!
Rick: Nothing.
Enid: Plus, plot twists never happen in real life unless you can see the future. I mean it's not like we are fictional characters in one of the best television shows in history...
Rick: ...
Negan: ...
Maggie: ...
Carl: ...
Daryl: ...
Jesus: Well shit.
