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Maganda si Lory. Magandang maganda, mukha pati na katawan. She's totally gorgeous and very hot when she

dances.

Pero maganda din naman ako ah. T^T

Marami nagsasabing maganda ako, marami rin nanliligaw sakin...

pero habang pinapanuod ko sila ni onii-chan na nagsasayaw...

feeling ko ang panget panget ko.

Kahit gaano pa man karaming taong magsabi saking maganda ako, sa tuwing makikita ko ang taong mahal ng

mahal ko... feeling ko talaga na ang panget panget ko. :"(

~ She grabs the yellow bottle

She likes the way it hits her lips

She gets to the bottom

It sends her on a trip so right

She might be goin' home with me tonight

She looks like a model

Except she's got a little more ass

Don't even bother

Unless you've got that thing she likes

I hope she's goin' home with me tonight ♪~

"Fine. Tara na nga dun! Bawal kang uminom ng alcoholic drinks ha? Sisipain kita palabas ng UnderConstruction

pag nakita rin kitang nakikipag-flirt dun, hindi mo alam kung gaano kahahalang ng mga kaluluwa ng mga tao dun

kaya wag na wag kang makikipagflirt kahit kanino dun. Patay ako sa mga magulang mo pag may nangyaring

masama sayo." =__=

Sabi mo wag ako uminom, wag ako makipag-flirt pero sorry onii-chan. I need to get myself drunk in order to get

you away from my thoughts. </3

Pumunta na ako sa may bar at umorder ng strong alcoholic drinks pero...

"Sorry maam, we dont serve to minors."

ALAM MO YUNG NAKAKAASAR? YUNG NAGDADRAMA KA PERO LESHENG BARTENDER YAN, AYAW

KANG PAGTINDAHAN NG INUMIN? PESTE OH. T_T

"Haha, this minor here is pretty cute." tapos isa pang nakaka-asar yung biglang may eepal sa tabi mo at

sasabihan kang cute para makipaghook up sayo. "What's your name, cutie? I'm Ky."

"Ittai nani o?!!!!!! Pedo."

"Huh?" (?_? )7

"PEDOPHILE KA!" (#___#)

(Ittai nani o = WHAT THE FCK?!)

Hinarap ko naman yung bartender at sinigawan ito, "Kuso yarou!!!! Chikushuo!!"

Kuso yarou, chikushuo are japanese cuss words. dont even bother to know. I'm in such a bad mood that I'm being

literally a cuss machine. =__=

"What?! What is she saying?" tanong nung pedo flirt sa bartender.

"Is she an alien? From outerspace speaking her language?"

"Maybe? HAHAHA. Miss, miss, taga saang planet ka galing? HAHAHA!"

Lesheng pedo flirt ito, inaasar pa ako? =__=

"Kono kuso yarou! Anata wa busu to hiretsuna desu!!!"

"Abuchikek buchi buchi pancit canton spaghetti chuchu chever! HAHAHA. O sige cutie, nagkakaintindihan tayo!

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