Champagne and pools|minizerk

Contacting them all

"Finally." Tobi tapped on mine and Simon's shoulders as we was getting books out our lockers, "Did me making Simon jealous help?"

"What?" I asked.

"Wait." Simon laughed, "You was doing that on purpose?"

"Yeah totally." He Tobi pulled his backpack properly over his shoulder, "Dispute the bet I wanted you guys to get together quickly."

"That's amazing." Simon high fived Tobi, "That honestly was it."

"Oo story time." He grinned, "Come let's get to form and you can tell me and Vikk the full story."

Everything went okay in form. Nobody was listening in to our hushed conversations at the back off the room. It turns out Vikk and Tobi have been trying to get us together for ages. They basically made it their mission to make us realise our feelings for each other.

"I already knew my feelings for Josh." Simon laughed, "It's him who wouldn't admit to himself he liked me. Isn't that right Josh."

"Yeah."

"So what are you? If you don't mind me asking." Vikk whispered looking over his shoulder at the teacher who just entered the room.

"I have no clue."

"Silence." Mr Dawson's voice rung through the class room, "We have parents evening and since last year a lot of you didn't tell your parents about it we took the pleasure in contacting them all."

A loud groan spreads throughout the room as he went up to his computer to take registration.

"What do you mean you don't know?" Tobi asked, "Like you know your not straight."

"Yeah I know that but I don't know if I'm bi, gay or what."

"Boys!" Mr Dawson snapped, "What's conversion is more important that registration?"

"We was talking about Simon and Josh's secret relationship." Vikk laughed, teachers should know by now not to ask us that because Vikk or Tobi always try to get a laugh from the rest of the class, of course it worked.

Mr Dawson waited until the class settled down before announcing all four of us had detention. I don't see why. He asked what we was talking about and Vikk wasn't lying.

~~

"I got a text from my mum." Simon announced at lunch, "What the fuck I'm the biggest disappoint she gave birth to."

"What does it say?"

"Me and your father will be coming over for your parents I hope your over your silly little phase." Simon read from his phone, "Can they just not."

"Oh shit." Tobi and Vikk said in unison.

"What are you going to tell them?" I asked, "Should we tell our parents?"

"Let's not. Just in case."

Parents evening is going to be the worse, teachers are likely to tell our parents about all the jokes we make about us being together. What if our parents think their real, well they are real. My parents will probably stop paying our rent and food if they found out. Hopefully they believe that they are just jokes. They need to believe that it's one long running joke that the whole school is in on.

"I'm dreading my parents texting me now." I mutter, "I really hope their busy at one of their wine tasting things."

"How would they even get here on such short notice?" Tobi asked.

"Private jet."

"No it's a private plane it's too small to be a jet." I correct.

Vikk and Tobi laugh, "You guys sound like you've had this argument before."

"Oh we have." Simon laughed, "Their both too expensive for us to afford now anyway."

"That's true." I shrug, "Don't matter what they use to get here, it only matters their coming and we will be even more screwed if they find out about us."

"The joke isn't as funny any more."

~

"I got my text." I say to Simon, we was sitting on a park bench just talking, Simon finally managed to relax from earlier now we have this to worry about, "They said their coming to see how I'm doing in school and that I should reconsider being my friendship with you if you still insist your bi."

"Why are our parents the biggest fucking dickheads?" He asked.

"No idea."

"Well you did reconsider your friendship with me." Simon laughed finding the joke of this, "Your now dating me."

"How badly do you think this is going to go?" I ask.

"No idea." Simon sighs, "I honestly have no fucking idea anymore."

Authors note

Americans have parents evening right?

I'm trying to do longer chapters now so what do you think. Anyway do you enjoy shorter chapters or longer ones? Also should I put some more fluff? Should I make them kiss soon? Simon tops.

Question time lads.

I'm going to write another book and need help on who to write it about. So give me a ship who you want to read about, it can be sidemen or the pack.

Hugs, kisses and peace ✌🏻