Eddsworld x Reader - Oneshots

Tom x Alcoholic!Reader - I would not

(Request by @ColorfulGreenJammy hope you like it :3)

You walked into the bar. This was your place of comfort. You hated yourself. You hated everything about yourself. Alcohol helped with that. You chuckled at that thought. Only for a little bit, though. You sat next to a guy who was in a blue hoodie. He had long spiky hair. Nice.

You took out a sketch book from your bag that you had slung over your back. A pencil was in your ear, your started sketching. While you were shopping earlier today, you saw two males looking at cola. (Yep, it was Matt and Edd) And you decided to draw them. You liked drawing your surroundings and other people. 

''Hey, (Y/N), they usual?'' The bartender got out some shot glasses. ''Meh, you got rum?'' The bartender widened his eyes. ''I think....... let me check.'' He looked at his shelf of liquor. He pulled off a bottle of what you assumed was rum. 

''Smirnoff is better.'' The man in the blue hoodie said next to you. You chuckled. ''Nice opinion.'' You gave a thumbs up. ''The name's Tom, you?'' You looked up at him. ''(Y/N), didn't you hear the man?'' You pointed to the bartender as he settled two shot glasses next to you. ''Yeah, but i wanted you to say it.'' You picked up the fragile glass.

''Drawing and getting drunk, is that a good combination?'' You drunk the first shot. It burned your throat. Perfect. You continued to draw. 

You drew the hoodies that the were wearing. Tom looked suspiciously at you. ''I enjoy drawing people and my surroundings.'' You erased some extra lines that were not needed. Another shot. ''Today i was buying cookies, because i'm lonely, and I saw two males in hoodies. One wore a green hoodie, and one wore a lavender hoodie with a green overcoat?'' You chuckled.

''The one in the green hoodie was looking excited to see that cola was on discount.'' Tom looked surprised. ''It was probably one of the most adorable things in my life. He had pretty chocolate eyes that shimmered with glee. The one in lavender was looking in a window at his reflection, it's nice to see that he loves himself for him.''

You wiped a tear. ''I'm a little jealous.'' He looked at you with sorrow. ''Matt can be a little annoying, and Edd loves cola, he never let's anyone touch it.'' You looked up at him. ''You know them?''

You still continued to draw. ''Yeah, we live together.'' You nodded. ''Nice.'' He looked at you draw. ''Wanna meet them?'' Tom asked. You were a little hesitant, but agreed anyway. Maybe they would think you were  a freak for drawing them. You were not a professional at drawing, but you had a nice cartoon style. 

You and Tom headed out. His voice slurred. Drunk. ''You know (Y/N)~?'' He hiccuped. ''What, Tom?'' He leaned next to you. ''I would date you.'' Your face flushed a bright red. ''Stop it with your blush, apples are getting jealous~'' Tom rubbed his cheek against your shoulder. Okay now it's annoying. ''Okay Tom, stop.''

He clung to you until you two arrived at a house. It was a two story house and it was a nice red and tan color. ''Home.'' Tom said as he knocked on the door. Someone is a green hoodie opened it. Oh, that must be 'Edd'. Okay (Y/N), don't act like you saw him at the store and drew him at a bar. You said in your mind.

''Did Tom cling onto you while drunk?'' Edd looked at Tom as he smacked on the floor. ''Flooooooooor.'' Tom rubbed the carpet.

''Yeah.'' You nervously rubbed the back of your head. ''We had a conversation in the bar.'' You puffed out your cheeks in embarrassment. You were also slightly drunk.

''Would you like to come in Ms, um......'' ''Oh, (Y/N)'' He hummed. ''And, sure, thank you.''

You walked inside of the house. You took a seat on the couch. A ginger male walked in. He had Dark blue eyes, and freckles. He wore a lavender hoodie. ''Hello.'' You waved to him. He leaned in front of you. You faces were about 2 inches apart. You blushed nervously at the closeness. 

''I recognize you!'' You assumed this was Matt. ''You.........do?'' You tilted your head in confusion. ''Yep! Edd was buying cola, and I was looking in the window, and I saw, you!'' He booped your nose. You chuckled. ''Oh, i recognize you, too.'' His eyes shimmered. ''Wait were you that one girl who wore the um......'' Edd was trying to find the correct words. ''The Cola shirt?'' He snapped his fingers. ''Yeah!'' You chuckled.

''It was the only thing I could find clean at the moment.'' Tom sat on the couch. ''Quit flirting with her, she is mine.'' He pulled you on him, and your head was on his chest. 'Save me' You mouthed to Edd. He pulled out his phone, took a picture, then decided to help you. ''Come on Tom, let go of (Y/N).'' He pulled you closer. You blushed a dark red. Matt snickered.

Tom put his chin on your shoulder. ''No, I am......I mean she is mine.'' Tom death stared at Edd. ''Is he normally like this?'' You asked Edd. ''No, how much Smirnoff did he drink?'' ''I didn't pay attention, i was um.............drawing stuff. ''Can I see?'' Edd said. You panicked a little bit. ''I um.......... If you can get me out of this.'' Edd grabbed you and lifted you.

''NO!!!'' Tom said as he tried to tug you back, but failed to being drunk. You brushed yourself off. ''Tom, you're drunk.'' You said as you looked at him. He had a sad expression on his face. You felt a little bit sad you pulled away from him, drunk or not. ''Tom, quit it with that.'' Edd pointed at him.

Tom crossed his arms. ''Anyway, show me the picture (Y/N).'' You sweated a little bit. ''So you know how I saw you two at the store, and you were starring at the cola and stuff?'' Edd nodded. ''I drew you and Matt.'' You took it out of your pants pocket and showed him. His eyes sparkled. Matt looked over his shoulder at the drawing. He looked at you.

''You drew that?'' Matt said. Hope was in his eyes. You nodded. He went up to you and hugged you. You giggled. ''Okay Matt, that's enough.'' You pulled away from him and hopped to the ground. Matt was a little tall. Tom stood up. ''Matt stop that stuff.'' Tom said as he hugged you. It was sweet yes, annoying.........yes.  You turned around and patted his back. That seemed to make him happy enough.

You turned back to finish talking to Edd and Matt, but Tom grabbed you from behind and pressed his head on your back and giggled into the fabric of your shirt. He's happy about you being in his company.

You chuckled. I guess, you were too.