Eddsworld x Reader - Oneshots

Red!Leader Tord x Depressed! Soldier! Reader

(BF/N) means Best friend name. There will also be strong language.

Mostly everyday, dying felt like the answer to you. Tord has betrayed his friends and ruined his plans. ''He should have known Tom, or, whatever is name is, had those fucking harpoons. Not all robots are like the movies.'' You said as you sipped your bottled water. ''Yeah, true, and, are you okay?'' Your Best friend, (BF/N), sounded concerned. They usually were.

Ever since you joined the Red Army, you always looked like crap. All in your , happy, exciting, and joyful life, you have never been depressed. But now they fact that killing people, ruining lives, that's the fact. You don't want to seem like a b!tch, so you stayed. You made that choice to continue to ruin lives.

''Nope'' You said as you stood up. Tord, needed his bandages changed at this time. It was your turn. ''I still want to fucking die'' You grabbed the first aid kit and walked to his office. You pushed open his door. He was reading his 'magazine'. You coughed. ''Oh, why hello Ms.(Y/N).'' He said with his Norwegian accent. ''Just (Y/N)'' You said as you walked up to his desk. Your arms had cuts all over them. Everyone knew, not Tord.

He took notice of them. ''Cuts on your arms, why?'' You took the bandages out of the first aid kit. ''Being honest, i'm wondering if you have ever been depressed before, or are you okay with ruining people's lives, and just, go with it?'' You unwrapped the bandages that were on his cut up arm. He hissed in pain.

''Meh, it's a normal thing to do.'' You cleaned up the blood, and threw away the cotton. ''Maybe one day.'' You re-wrapped his arm. ''One of those cuts will give me the sweet release of death.'' You chuckled darkly. ''See you later.'' You said as you closed the first aid kit's box. You went to exit the room. You felt two arms put you in a warm embrace.

''Don't do that.'' You heard his thick Norwegian accent in your ear. ''Why?'' It was all you had to say. ''I don't want you to.'' Tord said. ''Welp, that's the thing about life, Tord, not everything is well, your way. Everything has its own twist, like the fact, i'm gonna leave this room.'' You said harshly as you shoved him off of you and went to leave, again.

He grabbed you by your shirt collar. ''Life has it's own twists.'' He repeated your words. He pulled you closer. ''Not everything is your way (Y/N).'' He repeated you again. He pecked you on the forehead. You flushed a bright red. ''Like the fact that I kissed your forehead.'' He finally said. ''Heh, guess I was right about life twists.'' You said as you scratched your cheek. ''Good bye, Tord.''

You left the room, still having that blush on your cheeks. You went back to your, and your Friend's room. You sat down on your bed, and laid down. ''You good?'' You heard (BF/N)'s voice from beside you. ''Yep'' They chuckled. ''Maybe, killing people, Is not, that bad, as I thought, i mean.'' ''What happened in there?'' You heard them say. 

''Pssh, Nothing.'' You waved you hand in a 'don't worry about it' motion.''Yeah, whatever'' They laid in their bed. ''Exactly''  

(This was requested by @ColorfulGreenJammy thankie for requesting QwQ. Sorry this was short, i'm not good at Tord x Reader, I don't like the character a lot, but I have good stuffs for the next chapter, maybe)