Eddsworld x Reader - Oneshots

Edd x Reader! - Never gonna give you up

You were texting your Brother Tord as you packed. You were gonna live with him, and his friends. Edd, Matt, and Tom. You were told that Tom was an idiot and worthless. Matt was full of himself and Edd well, you just got that he was a sweet heart. Tord and a picture of the rest of his friends was your wallpaper. They looked cute, but mostly Edd. 

You had pretty high standards. You also have their numbers. Tom was not as bad as you thought he was. Tord and you were gonna share a room once you got there.

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You pulled into the driveway of Your brother's house. You honked the horn and a few seconds later Tord came flying out the door. You hopped out of the car. He picked you up and span you. ''Hei (Y/N) Hvordan går det?'' Tord was speaking in fluent Norwegian, so maybe he just wanted to talk to you in personally subjects . ''Bra, bra, hvordan er dine romkamerater''

He sighed. ''Matt og Edd fortsetter å irritere meg om å møte deg, så la oss bare få dette over med.''

He led you inside You saw two figures in the kitchen. There was one in a green hoodie and one in a purple hoodie. He also had a green over coat. You pointed to them and said '' Er dette Edd og Matt?'' Tord Nodded. You walked to them and went for a handshake. ''(Y/N), English'' Tord said. ''O-Oh I apologize. My name is (Y/N), it's nice to meet you.'' English was not your best language, but you have been studying it for about 10 years, so you were sorta okay at it.

''Hello, My name is Edd, and This is Matt.'' Edd took you hand and shook it. It made electricity go through out your body. ''(Y/N) Let;s get your stuff from the car.'' Tord said. You followed behind him and got your bags. You didn't have that much stuff. You didn't like having a bunch of junk so two suitcases had clothing and the other one had your other junk from Tourist shops.

You also had your laptop in there. Your phone was in your pocket.

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You got everything set up and Tord ordered Pizza. This was much different from Norway. ''Ya know Tord?'' You said. He sat right next to you. ''Yeah.'' You sighed and you looked at him. ''I might like it here.'' 

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You clung on to your brother as there was a jump scare in the movie. ''AAh'' You squealed in your Norwegian accent. Tord patted your head. You sat up. ''Welp i'm going on a walk.'' You said as you took out your phone and listened to music.

''Edd, can you go watch over her, I don't want boys catcalling on her.'' Tord asked Edd. Edd flushed a light red as Tord talked about catcalling. ''Sure'' Edd stood up and grabbed his cola and walked out the door.

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''Hey sexy mama~'' You heard a man say from beside you. He went to grab your ass but you grabbed his arm. And sucker punched his jaw. He fell to the floor in pain. You left him there and just continued to walked. You didn't know that Edd was behind you and he snapped a picture of the man and kept walking. He sent it to Tord and caught up with you. 

''Hello (Y/N)'' Edd said. You grabbed his hoodie and were about to punch him. Edd lost all color to his face. ''Oh Sorry Edd.'' Your fresh Accent stuck in his head, making his cheeks heat up. ''Tord wanted me to keep an eye on you in case if anyone did anything, like that one guy did.''

''Oh you saw that?'' You flushed red in embarrassment and the fact that Edd is well cUtE. He nodded. ''Well, wanna just walk around?'' You asked. Edd's head perked up. ''Sure.'' You two talked about whatever was in mind. You started to get it personal. ''When i was on the plane to here, There was this guy who kept starring at me, mostly my chest, and I kept telling him to stop, but he just kept starring.'' Edd looked at you with sorrow.

''I'm sorry he did that, such a pervert.'' Edd said that in a disgusted voice. You chuckled. ''I bet that's gonna happen a lot while i'm here, no-one did it in Norway.'' You said as you pushed your hair to the side of your face. You got your mother's looks, and she was the most beautiful thing ever. 

You clung onto Edd's arm. It was getting dark out. Your phone started ringing. You answered it. ''Hallo?'' You said. ''(Y/N) where are you?'' You heard Tord from the other side. ''Jeez Tord we're heading home, gerd.'' You hung up.

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You and Edd were just sitting on the couch watch T.V. ''So what do you normally do everyday here?'' Edd sighed. ''Not much, we usually do our own thing. I usually draw and drink Cola, Tord just 'reads' whatever that is, Matt just looks at himself in the mirror and tries to pick up girls, and Tom just plays his bass and gets drunk off Smirnoff'' 

You have never heard of 'Smirnoff'. ''What's Smirnoff?'' Tord covered Edd's mouth. ''Ruin her innocence i'll ruin your brain.'' Tord then walked off. Edd was shivering with fear. ''Tord Jeg sverger til GUD, jeg vil avslutte deg!''

You hated when Tord threatened people, I mean, he IS your older brother, so it's only natural. ''I'm sorry Edd, Tord is being an idiot.'' You patted Edd on the head. Such a cutie.

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You were watching 'YouTube'. You found someone named 'Shane Dawson' She was pretty funny, and he was in a relationship with a guy, but he was Bisexual, Shane was Bisexual, you also found about 'LGBTQ+' Which was interesting, and you liked it.

You heard a knock on your door. ''Come in!'' You said. Your accent bounced off the walls. Tord was reading Hentai. ''no'' He mumbled. Edd opened the door. ''I'm going to the store, anyone want anything.'' ''Oh oh, Can i go to the store?'' You had hopes in your eyes. Tord grumbled. ''Sure!'' Edd replied as he exited quickly, to escape Tord's devil glare.

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You chuckled as you tried to read these products names. ''Cool- la?'' You said as you saw the drink Edd was holding.'' ''No no no, it's Cola.'' You hummed. ''Ohh Croim sooda.'' ''Cream soda.'' Edd replied. You chuckled. ''Such weird names.'' You picked it up. ''Can I try it?'' You looked at Edd with glee in your eyes. He nodded. He flushed a bright Red. Just like Tord's hoodie. (I'll have you know that i almost wrote 'Torso' instead of 'Tord' hahaha)

As you were riding back maybe you could tell Edd how you felt about everything. ''H-hey Edd?'' You looked way and your face turned a light pink.

''Jeg elsker deg.'' You hid your face. Edd had no idea what you said, so he kept on driving.

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You ran to your room and hid in the closet. Tord questioned your actions. ''(Y/N), are you okay?!?'' You heard Tord say from his bed. ''PUT AWAY YOUR HENTAI AND ASK ME TO MY FACE.''

You pulled out your phone and put earbuds. You listen to random music. It was called 'Never gonna give you up'. 

''Where no strangers to love''

Nope. You curled into a ball. Why is this so difficult. You received a text from Edd.

'Jeg elsker deg, ogsa' You read the next and blushed a bright red. You starred into the darkness of the closet. Maybe this won't be SO bad after all.