Eddsworld x Reader - Oneshots

Jon x Desirable! Reader - pretty lies

You bit your bagel that had cream cheese on it as you scrolled the internet. You were looking at a bunch of links to meme's your friend gave you. Your friend always spammed you with links to gay memes or LGBTQ+ memes.

You chuckled as you saw one that said '50 shades of grey, NO i'm 50 shades of Gay'

You heard a knock at your door. You took off your headphones and slipped on your hoodie, which a nice (F/C) color. You opened the door. Oh, Eduardo. You looked at him in annoyance. ''What'' you said. You put your hand on your hip. ''You'' He grabbed you. You blushed a light red.

You shoved him off of you. ''Stop.'' You dusted his ugly dirty germs off of you. ''Seriously, whut'' 
He rolled his eyes. ''Wanna come over for dinner?'' He said as he put his hands in his jean pockets. ''I can't i'm going with my friend some where.'' He looked disappointing. He grumbled something under his nasty breath and sighed. ''K'' He stomped away.

You were good at lying. Nope, you were a lonely piece of trash.

You heard your phone ding. You walked over to your desk and picked up your phone. You blushed at the person who texted you. Jon. Jon was such a sweetie to you. He never called you 'Sexy' 'Hot' 'Pretty cheeks' Or any other names. People normally cat called you all the time.

Interesting story. On your Dad's side of the family, all the female's had huge chest area's. On your Mom's side, all the female's had good hips and butt's. Your mom thought you would also just get the hips, but nope. You got both. 

You always had the best curves and people often tried to grab them and sexually harass you. Your friends would always hug you for long times, because of the 'comfort'. You loved the nick name you gave Jon, which was also your name for him on his contact.

'Sweet Baby' it suited him, and........ you also liked him, A LOT.

You always fell for people who stuttered, were shy, and small. Jon fit that perfectly.

Sweet Baby: Hi (Y/N)

You: Hellu Jon

Sweet Baby: What did you say to Eduardo?

You: No

Sweet Baby: good

You: ?

Sweet Baby: He was gonna seduce you when you got there.

You took a moment to realize why Eduardo got so mad. You flushed a light pink.

You: hahahhaha

You would not mind if Jon seduced you- stop.

Sweet Baby: Anyway, besides the point, can I come over, If you're not busy that is.

Oh shit. yes yes yes ye yes ye yes yes ye yes ye yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ye yes yes yes yes yes ye ys yes. You were mentally screaming. Stay calm.

You: Sure! I'm jut gonna be browsing through meme's all day, got nothing better to do.

Sweet Baby: okay! I'll be over in a bit!

You blushed. You loved Jon's friendly nature. You went back to your laptop and told your friend the good news. You were SO happy.

(Okay so in here you're gonna identify your friend as their internet name. Your internet name in this will be Fanafaniac)

You: Hey. Com?

Com: Yeah, Fan?

You: Jon is coming over!

Com: SCREECH

You: xD idiot

Com: You gonna. *insert you and Jon kissing kisses*